Emo jokes
I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner.
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.
I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
I joined an emo class today. The first lesson I learned was slice and dice and let it flow.
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
I'm so emo, my blood is black.
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.