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Emo Jokes
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
Big feet equals mini meat.
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
I joined an emo class today. The first lesson I learned was slice and dice and let it flow.
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
I'm so emo, my blood is black.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.
Like if you are emo.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
