Emo jokes
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Emo
I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!
Chloe Lutwyche, Bella Battese, and Hayley Wilson.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.