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When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
Big feet equals mini meat.
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner.
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.
I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
I joined an emo class today. The first lesson I learned was slice and dice and let it flow.
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
I'm so emo, my blood is black.
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"