Emo jokes
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
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Big feet equals mini meat.
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.
I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."
Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.
I joined an emo class today. The first lesson I learned was slice and dice and let it flow.
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
I'm so emo, my blood is black.
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.