What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.
I joined an emo class today. The first lesson I learned was slice and dice and let it flow.
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
I'm so emo, my blood is black.
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
Did u here about the emo kid who audition for the school play?
He made the cut
Like if you are emo
Why Orphans cant play Baseball? Cause they cant find thier Homebase.
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
what are Emo kids good at ..... hanging around
