Emo jokes
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?
Finding Emo.
Why does the emo kid skip class?
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
What's the favorite song of an Emo?
"Chain Hang Low."
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What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.