Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?
He is Putin his Dick where it don't belong!
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.
Q: how come in airports,they park the planes outside? A: they don't belong in buildings
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It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. ‘No,’ says the neighbor. ‘The seat is empty.’ ‘This is incredible,’ said the man. ‘Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?’ The neighbor says, ‘Well actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven’t been to together since we got married.’ ‘Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible....But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbor to take her seat?’ The man shakes his head. ‘No,’ he says. ‘They’re all at the funeral.’
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Got a job at the library yesterday... It lasted fifteen minutes... Turns out books about women's rights don't belong in the fiction section
Official Dj Penaldo playlist. 1. I'm a fraud 2. I need you (ft. Tap-ins) 3. I Want to Leave Mid United 4. Back where I belong (ft. Europa league) 5. TY Eder 6. Nobody wants me ( Rejectnaldo Remix) 7. Fuck that kid ( ft. Lil Broke phone) 8. Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)
I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned
A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
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Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.
Like this post if you think pineapple belongs on pizza.
if WW3 starts i do infact belong in the kitchen
Why can't a orphan be in a relationship,,,,
They have no one to call daddy
Why do orphans want to be criminals because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
What’s the difference between a woman that doesn’t belong in the kitchen and Bigfoot? Bigfoot is real
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“Go back to Party City, where you belong!” — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race
