Eight Jokes

So we all know why 6 was afraid of seven; because it eight nine, But why was ten scared? it was in between 9/11.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? -- Because 7 8 9.

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What's the better than eight kids in a dustbin? -one kid in eight dustbins

What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children? The Jackson 4

If 6 was afraid of seven because 7 8 9 then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9 11

So one day I was walking home from school with my best friend sally. She was worried to get home because she was going to tell her mom that bob the class rep got her pregnant a eight months ago and now it was obvious she was pregnant. So I said “sally it’ll be ok I’m sure she’ll be happy to get a grandson” “yeah thanks suzy” she said to me then went into her house. The next few weeks she didn’t show up to school so I was like oh she must be in trouble with her mom I’ll go check on her So I walk up to her house and her mom answers with a baby boy in her hands “oh hello. Is that Sally’s son!! Can I see sally?” Her mom says sure and I go inside but she leads me to the backyard and I see a tombstone “here lies sally 2004-2020” so I ask her mom in tears “oh did she not make it through the birth?” And her mom replied “you could say that..”

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Man with cancer: How much time do I have left? Doctor: Ten. Man: Weeks? Months? Days? Doctor Nine, eight, seven...

Why is six so scared? Because seven eight nine 😂

Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty eight year olds

Why does Micheal Jackson like twenty -eight year olds?

Cuz there is Twenty of them.

your mama so ugly she went by a tv s and miss eight episodes

A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears. Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong. “Oh Pop,” Johnny sobbed, “For me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you’re telling me now that grownups don’t really have ***, I’ve got nothing left to live for!”