A Pedphile brings his Eight year old Daughter to the doctors office. The doctor asked her if she would like some Candy? Her father replies please no more candy for her i gave her enough today.
House for sale: five minutes from the beach or eight seconds if you fall.
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 eight 9 ( Classic)
Why do eight year old girls wear panties with flowers on? In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there
What happened to the eight year old boy that needed to go to the bathroom during church? The priest stopped him on the way there
What do you call a octopus with eight legs? a octo-pussy!!!
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Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner? Answer: Because they already eight.
A pedophile is sitting at a empty Poker Table. A Eight year old kid asked him if he can sit down. Pedphile says to the child sure lets play.
Spell peppa.okay.p e p p a . hahaha!you said peepee . I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves peppa pig and has a backpack of it.So I told her to spell her backpacks letters and tricked her...And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.
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There were 32 cows TWENTY-EIGHT Chickens HOW ANY WHERE THERE? There were 32 cows twenty ate chickens how many were there
My daughter came home from school later then usual I was panicking then at 5:30pm she arrived not walking but in a bus 🚌 I asked where the hell did this bus come from! She said the garage in the alleyway mama I bought it for five gummies and eight buttons you like her she is called belle bus. My face was just:😑 how did u get the bus here she reply’s with a whisper I drove her through five gardens a house and two police cars! 🙃 so that explains why you have handcuffs on “yeah!”
Why was one afraid of every number in the world?
Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.
What did the zero say to the eight? "Nice belt!"
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Why is 6 scared of 7 Because 7 8 9
What time the man go to the bank
Eight am
The person to make the first cannabinol cook book had a wife and ate (eight) children
Hello I am typing with the microphone euros hello bro and 0LXDXD bra that’s funny and also you are gay ha ha Ha ha ha get it done by eight
