Mary Poppins went to a restaurant and ordered cheese, eggs and cauliflower. When she left, she had written something in the complaint box: super cauliflower, eggs but cheese was quite atrocious. (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)
Why don't dinosaurs lay eggs? Because they're EGGstinct!
Chuck Norris can make an omelet from Kinder surprise
Why was the egg runny?
Because he'd just had sex with Jimmy Saville.
Well tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey
Why did the chicken cross the road
He forgot his eggs
If I busted an egg on your head....The yolk would be on you ...ha ha ha !!!
I went to the shops yesterday, I bought roast chicken, eggs and duck. The cashier read $45.99 it was an eggcelent price.
I like my women like I like my eggs.
Beaten against a table until her insides come out.
What's the difference between eggs, and you? Eggs get laid, you don't.
why did the egg cross the road ?
cause he wanted to be scrambled
I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sh*t was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He B*NED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.
Q: Whats the difference between an egg and me? A: an egg gets laid
I went to the market to get eggs,and my sister thought that i meant my Balls
What do you call a smart egg? An egg head. That was an eggscelent joke.
The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon) - Don't go bacon my heart.
(Egg) - I couldn't if I fried.
What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?
It was scrambled.
What do you call a bad 'egg' meme?
Deep fried
Eggs
You crack me up
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings Because he's is Stephen HAWKings.
