Eggs
You crack me up
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings Because he's is Stephen HAWKings.
It was so windy I saw a chicken lay the same egg twice!! JAC
Are you an egg, cause you CRACK me up
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
did you try the digital egg padlock? because it is very easy to crack the code.
Humpty Dumpty felled off the wall, his mom did a terri-fried call. He got hurt in a egg-cident & it never got eggs-elent. When the eggs-plant was over, he got told to use the mower. It happened too fast, he watched the very last. Next he died, eaten all fried.
Shoplifter tried to rob a grocery store. He was asked to give an EGGsplanation.
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
I forgot my lucky egg! It always gives me an eggcellent amount of luck!
My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.
If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.
My friend wanted to say egg puns, so I told him, "Omelette you do your egg jokes."
Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!
Before the chicken or the egg, there was only Chuck Norris.
A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing It"s an egg joke
What is Stephen hawking favorite lunch-eggs and shoulders.
A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. -- I'll let you know.
A programmer and his wife.
She says, "We're out of bread. Please go to the grocery store and buy one. And if they've got eggs, get six."
After a while, he's back with six loaves of bread.
The wife asks, "Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?"
He replies, "They had eggs."
