Egg

Egg Jokes

Breakfast

The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon) - Don't go bacon my heart.

(Egg) - I couldn't if I fried.

  • 1
  • Guy

    When this guy fell off a cliff, he got an A+ for egg-cellence!

    Food

    What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?

    It was scrambled.

    Chef

    Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!

    Code

    Did you try the digital egg padlock? Because it is very easy to crack the code.

    Humpty Dumpty

    Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall, his mom did a terri-fried call.

    He got hurt in a egg-cident, and it never got eggs-elent.

    When the eggs-plant was over, he got told to use the mower.

    It happened too fast, he watched the very last.

    Next he died, eaten all fried.

    Grocery

    A shoplifter tried to rob a grocery store.

    He was asked to give an "eggsplanation."

    Luck

    I forgot my lucky egg! It always gives me an eggcellent amount of luck!

    Yolk

    My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.

    If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.

  • 2
  • Friend

    My friend wanted to say egg puns, so I told him, "Omelette you do your egg jokes."

  • 0
  • Rooster

    A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?

    Roosters don't lay eggs.