What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?
It was scrambled.
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall, his mom did a terri-fried call.
He got hurt in a egg-cident, and it never got eggs-elent.
When the eggs-plant was over, he got told to use the mower.
It happened too fast, he watched the very last.
Next he died, eaten all fried.
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
My friend wanted to say egg puns, so I told him, "Omelette you do your egg jokes."
Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!
Before the chicken or the egg, there was only Chuck Norris.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.