Education jokes
Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Traffic.
Teacher: Did I did it?
Me: Did I even blame it on you?
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
How many letters are in the English Alphabet?
Twenty-two. ET went home, P ran down his leg, and he took ME with him.
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?
Because he needs the parent's signature.
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
The Blonde got a Ph.D.?
Yeah, like that would ever happen.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
I love school.
Lawrence in maths ;)
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.
My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"
So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."
Q: What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
A: Downey.