Education jokes
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
How many letters are in the English Alphabet?
Twenty-two. ET went home, P ran down his leg, and he took ME with him.
The Blonde got a Ph.D.?
Yeah, like that would ever happen.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.
Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?
Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?
Because he needs the parent's signature.
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.
I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.
My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"
So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."
What's 2+2?
4.
What school did we say it was today? What did the snow say? "I love!"