Education jokes

High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣

All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.

I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.

What time is it when you walk home from school? Time to rest.

"Have fun at school night" is what?

I once asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said, "NaBrO."

When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.

Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."

My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"

Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"

The Blonde got a Ph.D.?

Yeah, like that would ever happen.

Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.

I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.

So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.

We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.

Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.

Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?

I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.

My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"

So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."

What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?

A foreign exchange student.

Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?

Because there is no one to teach them.

What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?

Call them retarded.

Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."

Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.

What do Americans call high school?

Shooting range.

What did the calculator say to the student?

You can always count on me.

Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.

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