Elementary school kids: School is fun.
Me: Yeah, yeah, just keep believing that.
My girlfriend said she's having a horrible time with her period. I ask her which one, but realize she's not talking about school...
We don't see each other very much.
What happens when the orphan at school gets sent home?
So, today is my birthday. Today, I am 13, but yesterday I am going to turn 10. But I am not even going to school to know the number ten, because one time at 10 p.m. in the morning it was so cold in my hot room, so I went outside to drive my car. But I stopped because the light turned green. I was taking a bath in the front of my car, and it didn’t have a bin, so I am taking a sh$t.
Why do midgets need a lot of books at school?
So they can reach the top of the desk.
What is it called when an art teacher has a heart attack?
An art attack!
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!
Sean's hairline recedes faster than my grades.
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.
