Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
Education Jokes
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
Mom: Son, get up for school.
Son: I AM UP *holds up books and says I'm up* IM UP MOM!
Type this in your calculator:
5 days a week (type in 5),
6 different classes (type in 6),
7 hours a day (type in 7),
x
2 semesters (type in 2),
=
flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°).
What animal can't you trust with your homework?
A: A cheetah!
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
What did the bull say when he went to college?
Bison!
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There are 3 things wrong with this world.
1. Spelling
2. Maths.
We don't have school shooters; we have special ed breeches.
I could tell you the one about the broken pencil... but it's pointless.
What school did we say it was today? What did the snow say? "I love!"
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
What's 2+2?
4.
What is big, fun, [and] loud?
A school bus 🚌
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