Education jokes
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.
My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"
So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."
Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up?
Kid 1: I want to be a firefighter.
Kid 2: I want to be a police officer.
Kid 3: I want to be dead like both my parents.
Teacher: Ok, everyone pull out your books.
Kid 4: Are we going to ignore what he said?
Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
What do Americans call high school?
Shooting range.
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
Memes
FUCK YEA
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
Mom: Son, get up for school.
Son: I AM UP *holds up books and says I'm up* IM UP MOM!
Type this in your calculator:
5 days a week (type in 5),
6 different classes (type in 6),
7 hours a day (type in 7),
x
2 semesters (type in 2),
=
flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°).
What animal can't you trust with your homework?
A: A cheetah!
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
What did the bull say when he went to college?
Bison!
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