Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
Education Jokes
Guess who I saw at school today?
Everyone I looked at. loooooooool
One morning, Peppy and George came downstairs for breakfast, but they got a plate of juicy bacon. Their dad had recently gone missing, so they ate it quite sadly.
The next morning, they went to school and asked their teacher, "What is bacon made out of?" The teacher replied, "Pigs, why?" Peppa and George looked horrified.
Little Johnny's mom got a call from school saying to come over. As she does, she is met by the principal. They go into his office and the principal says, "Your son is going to be suspended for a week for blowing clouds in the bathroom." The mother responds, "He is fifteen, how is he blowing clouds already? Bring him in here." A boy walks in, and Johnny's mother says, "This isn't my son, bring him in here, I would like a word with him." The principal replies, "Ma'am, this is Clouds." The mother faints.
How can Canada be one of the most educated countries when Canadians are unable to correctly spell "analyse", "programme", and "aluminium"?
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
Why couldn't the orphan go on a school trip?
A parent's signature was required.
When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.
Teachers: Whenever there’s a school shooting, hide under the desk.
Students: Hiding under desk.
Shooter: Well, no one’s in here!
One of my students asks, "Can I have a bookmark?"
A year of school and they still don't know my name is Danny.
What did the koala do when he was too educated?
He ran away from koalapidia.
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,
The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"
The teacher replied, "Home."
The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"
What type of alphabet does an elf learn?
The elf-abet.
