I’m enyaw and I fancy my PE teacher. She is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank. I always watch her because I am a creep. I live at school under the stairs, but I also try [to] follow her home, and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door.
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
So there was a reason why I hated math.
I suck at problem-solving.
Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"
James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
I cum (Can't understand math).
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."
I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"
Student: It's hot in here.
Teacher: That's because I'm in here.
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, “to whom.”
Or is she asking her son, "Do you know Newton?"
The boy said, "No, I don't know."
She said to him, "If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!"
The boy said, "Ok, do you know Ikhlod?"
She said to him, "No, who is she?"
He said to her, "If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her."
The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
What's 9 + 10?
21
Is that my student?
Na! It is Jesus!
