Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.
My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
It's funny how teachers are supposed to educate new lives, but only teach certain kids how much they want to commit suicide and how many ways there are.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.
Why did the slave go to college?
To get his master's degree.
A man marries a blonde chick, lives a happy life together, and the man asks his wife if she wants kids. She says "yes".
So, a couple of years go by, and they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards, and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question!"
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
I’m enyaw and I fancy my PE teacher. She is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank. I always watch her because I am a creep. I live at school under the stairs, but I also try [to] follow her home, and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door.
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
So there was a reason why I hated math.
I suck at problem-solving.
