Would do you do when you finish a magazine at the school, put another one in and continue
What are the best shooting ranges in america?
Schools
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.
Teacher: What does a pig give you?
Little Johnny: Bacon.
Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?
Little Johnny: Wool.
Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?
Little Johnny: Homework and says "leave motherf*cker".
What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted
why cant a orphan go to college? He needs a
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My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices in order to pay for my education. They were both druids.
I tour up my homework, but I then replaced it with this copy it may look like it but trust me its diffrenet! The answers ARE RIGHT better than left!
Why do special ED classes have fans? To keep the vegetables nice and fresh
Toto is at school and asks if he can go to the bathroom. The teacher says no.
Then, she asks Toto, “Where is the biggest river in the world?”
“Under my bench,” he replies.
Teachers at a school shooting be like: damn it. Thats the third one this week and its only monday
A teacher asked her class “what is sex?”
Little Johnny got up and said: “Sex is a *temptation* Caused by a *sensation* Where the boy sticks his *location* Into a girls *destination* To increase the *population* Of the next *generation* Did you get my *explanation*? Or do you need a *demonstration*?”
The teacher faints.
Why did the 18 year old girl need s ladder to go to school? Because it was High-School
whit did u call a school got bloign up
Mom:son get up for school Son:I AM UP *holds up books and says im up* IM UP MOM
Mom:hey hun need some money for lunch at school? son:no i got 1k already mom:Wait,what,how- son:moms wallot is magic
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
Cuz he wanted higher grades.
Q.What kind of school does an ice cream man go to? A.Sunday school! Psst!Don't understand?Well,"Sunday"sounds like "Sundae".Get it now?Nope?Sorry.Plus,it's a ice cream homophone joke.
The teacher once said to some students ̈i was an orphan before your principle hired me. ̈ the students said ̈oof that is sad ̈ the teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance she said ̈is anyone missing ̈ the students said ̈your parents. ̈ the teacher got offended and later that day quit her job
