Rachel won the lottery twice in two years. Her friend Jim called her every day asking for tips on winning just the same. Then one day, simply to get rid of him Rachel said. Watch two martial arts movies , eat three pieces of hard beef jerky, and pick a fight at a bar. Jim replied with a shocked look, that's what I do after Mr tugman shakes my hand to long.
How do fish get high? Bc they eat seaweed
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn't fit around his neck
What disease do you get from eating fish?
Salmonella!
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? cus they always eat the bat
y cant orphans eat at a fam restrant
bc ther is no fam
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........ IMAGINE
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in com ́n. They both are eating balls.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey. A cannibal.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python? When they are hungry they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eat for a day, you give a man a language and he eat for a lifetime
What did the blind man say to his dog after eating dinner
Just ate a tasty steak
if the captain of titanic was dumb he whould EAT THE ICEBERG
Wolf looks like a fox It has the sharpest claws It has a bushy tail To eat it doesn't fail It has a coat of red My grandmother has said It hunts for search of food It is never never good
I'm on a seafood diet I see food and I eat it😌
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef You : is this chicken? Chef : no its meow meow
10 years ago my dad said i should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... i still eat cereal with water sadly
WOULD YOU RATHER: Eat 20 lbs of cow s**t? or Drink a gallon of sperm?
WOULD YOU RATHER Eat a girl out who has: Herpies, COVID and AIDS out while she is on her period? Or Eat live worms, bats and mice?
WOULD YOU RATHER: Have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (Including men)? Or Eat 10 lbs of dog s**t everyday for 100 days?
