Eating jokes

I would tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.

I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.

I think someone must've poached it.

What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?

One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.

I said I ate an apple because I was hungry.

What do lesbians and turtles have in common?

They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)

Why did Sophia cross the road?

To eat her nuggies!

A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?

B: Why?

A: Because she has no arms.

Knock, knock.

B: Who's there?

A: Not Sally.

Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?

B: I don't know, why?

A: Because Sally was driving the car.

I can’t take my dog to the park anymore.

Why?

The ducks keep trying to eat him.

Why would they do that?

Because he’s pure-bread.

Why did the Roman eat pizza? He felt like it.

What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?

Men toes.

I eat kids.

Why did the family get mad at the boy for eating at the funeral? While trying to season his food, he mistook his cremated grandfather for salt.

Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"

What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.

"Jonny, Jonny?"

"Yes, Papa?"

"Eating sugar?"

"No, Papa."

"Open your mouth!" Shoves hand down throat-

Why did Draven eat curry?

I don't know, ask him.

Dravenッ

Johnny, Johnny. Yes, Papa? Eating dick? Yes, Papa.

One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.

What’s one food orphans can eat?

Homemade.

A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!

B: Thank you.

A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!