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What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism
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doctor: you need to eat healthy
me: no
doctor: the last patient who didn't change their diet after i suggested it died
me: oh my goodness
doctor: in a plane crash
me: that sounds unrelated
doctor: i'm the one that crashed it. do not disobey me
When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive... It's a good thing my older brother told me about it.
Q:What did the cannibal say to the leper?
A:You gonna eat that?
Q: whats a pedophiles favorite place to eat? A: schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
why dont cannibals eat clowns
because they taste funny
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A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
I'm on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
What do you call a cow eating grass? - A Lawn Moo-er
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What do lesbian cook for dinner They don't they just eat out
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What do you call a Lesbian Dinosaur? A Eat-a-lot-of-pus
Friend 1. whats your favorite drink or food Friend 2. pizza Friend 3. Donuts Friend 4. i don't eat food but i do drink bleach Friend 1. (calling the suicide hotline) Friend 2. (Calling the parents)
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Cannibal eats missionary, gets a taste for religion
Me (an adult) with my girl going to a nice restaurant I asked the waiter "People under 12 eat free right" the water confirmed that yes people under 12 eat free, then my girlfriend said, "but I'm 13.
