What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her a onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hoola hoop
How do you eat a cake?
With a fork!
josh dalton once ate his shoulder
What the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli
once i ate a table... it was food consuming
What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball , the orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat
What did the fork say to the cake when he said i hope u get eaten
Fork off
Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate 9
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say open wide for the delicious plane.
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows to not be a cannibal, he knows somehow
What kind of bees eat brains?
Zombees.
So I went out to eat the other day, and the waitress came up to me and asked if I wanted a glass of water. I said "Yes ma'am." She said "Oh honey, you don't have to call me ma'am, I'm not that old." I said "Okay, thanks bitch."
How does a cannibal like his meat?
Human.
What does Stephen hawking eat for his breakfast lunch and dinner
His shoulder
Q: Why couldn't the Queer wist eating his hot dog? A: Because it tasted like shit.
what do you call steven hawkings when he eats to much? as fat as ben dingley
Amber Heard’s Morning Routine
Wake Up Eat Breakfast Take a Shit Get Out of Bed
