Eating jokes
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
If the captain of the Titanic was dumb, he would eat the iceberg.
Why did the family get mad at the boy for eating at the funeral?
While trying to season his food, he mistook his cremated grandfather for salt.
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom, I checked inside her ham sandwich, and there were fresh drugs.
Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"
If you eat pussy, and if you are what you eat, does that mean eating pussy makes you a pussy?
What does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant?
"Can I have a bodybag?"
Why did Draven eat curry?
I don't know, ask him.
Dravenッ
Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?
Men toes.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
Abortion clinics don't do deliveries.
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
In the French school, four sentences must be written. Fritz heard his mother say, "Close the door!"
Fritz went to his uncle and heard, "Yes, I'll put it there."
Then he came to his brother who said, "They call me Superman, hahaha!"
Finally, his sister looked at a photo and said, "Wow!"
The next day, the teacher said, "Okay, Fritz, it's your turn. Finish eating and take out the trash!" Fritz said, "Close the door!"
The teacher got angry and said, "I want to see the principal." Fritz replied, "Yes, my friend, I am leaving you."
The teacher asked, "I have forgotten your name, what is it?" Fritz said, "I'm Superman! I'm Superman! You're nothing!"
"Who do you think I am?" asked the teacher, who had become very angry. Fritz replied, "Wow!"
"Jonny, Jonny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa."
"Open your mouth!" Shoves hand down throat-