What does Cangaball do after eating it’s vegetables Go on eBay to see how much He can sell the Wheelchair for
one day my dog died because we couldn't find him then we got a cat on the same day then my cat went missing and when I was crying we heard are Asian neighbour was having a party then we went over and i saw my dog and cat on the grill and they eat them. in front of me saying yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well.
A young cowboy entered a seedy cafe in a small West Texas town. He sat at the counter and spotted an elderly cowboy with his arms folded and his gaze fixed on a bowl of chili. After roughly 15 minutes of staring at it, the young cowboy boldly inquired, “If you’re not going to eat it, do you mind if I do?” Slowly turning his head toward the young wrangler, the older cowboy muttered, in his best cowboy voice, “Nah. Go ahead.” The young cowboy eagerly reached over and slid the bowl over to his spot, spooning it in with glee. He was almost to the bottom when he noticed a rotten dead rat in the chili. The sight was shocking and he immediately upchucked the chili into the bowl. The old cowboy quietly said, “Yep, that’s as far as I got, too...”
Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What's the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.
What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock eater
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Why do gay 👬 👨 👨 👨 👨 want to 😫 😫 😫 eat each others meat because 🥩 🥓 🥩 🍖 🍖 is meat and 👨 has to 😋 eat 🍖 🥓 🥩
What type of jam can you not eat? Traffic jam
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What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.🦆🍲😋😂
y do orphans eat cereal with water
there dad did not come back with the milk
What is michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? Children's menu
A fly is 6 inches above water and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly then a bear garbs the fish and eats it, then a hunter shot the bear and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it then a cat runs down to get the mouse trips and falls into the water and that's the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
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A man once ate the left-side of a person one guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. the man eating him said "No... it's okay he's alright now."
y do people eat cereal for breakfast?
because why not.
Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?
The adult person I asked: cereal?
Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?
The person: yes
Me: WHAT?!!!??!!
What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.
