Why did the farmer eat a fork?
Cause he’s a dumbass
How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike. The cat'll eat it (the cattle eat it)
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner? The cold shoulder
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? -- The wheelchair.
Why did the African win the food eating contest. Begginers luck.
Why did every one suggest that the cheetah eat all the pumpkins?
Because he cheated at everything
A retired george w bush is eating a donut 7/11 and looks at it "im so happy i did that' a guy over hears the conversation and says "your happy you bought that donut. Oh haha I would be too i love donuts!" george w bush then says "oh hahaha you caught me" and then says "you must of heard me wrong i said, im so happy i did 9/11"
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
Are you jefrey dhamer bc id love u to eat me
What can Michael Jackson eat In his coffin ⚰️? Nothing only brown bread what they call it 😂😂
pls help my dad is a addict he wont stop and he eats my food. Sometimes i think should i kill him but nah he will go down with the others who did that too.
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer? Kentucky Fried Children! What's it called when you eat those same babies? Finger Lickin' Good!
What do gay horses eat?
Hay.
Little Johnny walks in on his grandfather smoking a cigar. “May I smoke a cigar?” Asks Johnny.
The grandpa replies “Well, does your dick touch your asshole?”
Johnny replied “No.” and left the room.
The next day Johnny sees his Grandpa getting into a car.
“Can I drive the car?” Asks Johnny.
“Does your dick touch your asshole?”
“No.”
The day after that, Granpa sees Johnny about to eat a cookie.
“Johnny, may I have some of your cookie?” Asked the grandpa.
“Does your dick touch your asshole, grandpa?”
“Yep.”
“Then go fuck yourself, this is my cookie.”
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
Little Johnny beings his cat to school and then the teacher asked him why. Little Johnny says "because I heard my dad tell my mom I'm going to eat that pussy up when the kids leave".
my pal ased me why no body wants to eat the spaghetti he make in his restaurent welp,because it's impastable
Roses are red violets are blue your penis smells like stew and I want to eat it too
I Live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food so I called my dog over
Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.” Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”
