There are three people on an island. One dies, and the second guy goes to burry them. He comes back with deer meat. The first guy eats it, but second guy refuses the meal.
When the men return to the mainland, they part ways. The first man goes to eat the deer again at a local restaurant. He takes one bite, then jumps off a bridge.
In heaven, an angel asks him why.
“Well you see,” he answered, “that man was a tribal cannibal. Delicious in my wife’s meat though.”
why dont cannibals eat clowns
because they taste funny
What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.
Q:What did the cannibal say to the leper?
A:You gonna eat that?
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets! UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!! Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE! Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematoriom you're doing "a good job" do it at home and your "destroying evidence." Error sans: every time you make a typo, the errorists win..
What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.
What is the reason for the first time since I've seen a lot to be desired in the morning to you, eat ass...
What's the difference between fruit and a freshly killed corpse? i don't eat the fruit.
I was eating my cereal while watching the news, then I saw my cereal on the news saying he was a SERIAL killer
A Man Gets Captured By Cannibals Every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "You can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks."
WHy did the girl not eat her dinner?
because she has a eating disorder
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get fat.
What? Were you expecting a pi joke?
Johnny Johnny? Yes pa pa Eating Sugar? Yes pa pa, I am eating sugar because it is the only thing i can reach and you have refused to feed me for the past 3 days. You smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and you're mad at me for eating a little sugar. Smoking? Telling lies? Yes pa pa, you do all of those things because you're a chronic addict.
What’s the best math equation to eat?
Cos Law
So a guy named Nathaniel just came home, and when he enters his sister’s room, he sees her f***ing a piece of broccoli. And Nathaniel says, “Abbie, what’s wrong with you? I was going to eat that later, and now it smells like broccoli!”
Tonight I'll be eating freshly- grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poke balls.Do you get what I am trying to poke out?
Whats better than throwing up a stillborn? Making your wife eat it again
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner? The cold shoulder
Never eat more than you can lift.
What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
I don't fuck a sandwich before I eat it.
