Earth jokes
What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?
Core-an (Korean)
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?
You need to com-it.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house?
To the Earth, is the human body of the human being human? Is it human? Human can be the one day today after the night is the snow time and a.
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
Flat earthers are completely wrong. If the earth was flat, I would have yeeted myself off the edge years ago!
🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.
Wash It Away - By Bradley Lewis(watersharky) and Ben Lewis and Watersharky Music Productions - Why does it always feel like I'm the one that's had a bad day?
Whether I'm stuck in traffic or showing up to work late,
Oh this 9 to 5 feels like 9 to forever been working all week
For a jerk that thinks they can say whatever they want to me
I'll just bite my tongue for a couple more days
Soon I'll be in that island sun surfing those waves
I need the beach I love the ocean
Put my feet in the sand
Watch the earth in motion
Ya had a bad week ya had a bad day
Take it to the shoreside and wash it away
Oh yeah
You gotta wash it away
Finally I'm here and I can't even stop myself from smiling
Somebody hand me a beer and I'll check the girls on the island
Don't miss my 9 to 5
Living like a local on this island time
I got those sandy toes and nobody knows jump in the ocean and just go with the flow
I'll miss my sandy toes
I've got to go back before you know this island is my home
I need the beach I love the ocean
Put my feet in the sand
Watch the earth in motion
Ya had a bad week ya had a bad day
Take it to the shoreside and wash it away
Oh yeah
You gotta wash it away
Wash it away
I need the beach I love the ocean
Put my feet in the sand
Watch the earth in motion
Ya had a bad week ya had a bad day
Take it to the shoreside and wash it away
Oh yeah
You gotta
Wash it away
Wash it away
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
What keeps you breathing when you're on Earth?
I don't know. I suffocated at birth.
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
What's the worst living thing on planet earth?
Humans.
🎨🧑🏻🦰 day was that good fun day at home 🏠. I had to the earth and I love it when you get a home and walk walk home from school and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠. Was your birthday 🎁? I did.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-est.
What is the difference between the human rights act and the rights of the earth?
Human and the earth earth is a good earth 🌎 was that what time do for dinner 🍽 night night love 💗 night night fun day and dinner 🍴 night night fun day home 🏡 night is it a great 👍 home 🏡 was the day I love 💕
Yo mama so big, her belt size said "equator."
Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!