The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬
Earth is fun and worstbmaa.
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
The teacher was terrified to hear Little Johnny swear.
“I never want you to use language like that again. Where on earth did you pick it up?”
“From my father,” said Johnny.
“Well, he should be ashamed of himself. And it’s no reason for you to talk like that. You don’t even know what it means.”
“I do,” said Johnny. “It means the car won’t start.”
What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍
"Eeee, is a time for a tree night out to a tree. 🌲 I can fly to the earth day to day day one night type and a walk in and a tree."
Me:name all the planets other person: earth Mars Jupiter Neptune mercury Uranus me: not my anus
Use the roast I put of flat earth
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Do people live on the Earth 🌏? Yes, a lot of people live on the Earth 🌎.
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
If nine is a number, then why on Earth is not "ja" a number?
Poop fell off the earth.
Your mum is so fat when she died the earth was flat😂😂😂😂
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.
What is the difference between the human rights act and the rights of the earth human and the earth earth is a good earth 🌎 was that what time do for dinner 🍽 night night love 💗 night night fun day and dinner 🍴 night night fun day home 🏡 night is it a great 👍 home 🏡 was the day I love 💕
What is the difference between a human and a magic house to get to a tree and a house to get to the earth to get home 🏡 day today I have to get my kids and oooooo
I always look at the earth and think, "Ahh, this is TREE-ific!"
What do you call a un-funny rock?
A normal rock.
