The earth is flat.
Why do mountains contain things? Because their moun-tains.
Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.
Yo mama so fat that when she jump the earth was Shaking
What did one mountain say to the other? Nice to peak you!
Hannes asks his mother, "Mom, why are the peanuts called peanuts?" Mom replies, "Because they grow in the earth." Hannes replies, "Then why don't strawberries grow in the earth?" Mom replies: "The giraffes originally had a short neck, but it has grown from giraffe to giraffe. The same thing happened with the strawberries. They grew in the earth and grew higher from harvest to harvest until at some point their stems protruded from the earth." Hannes replies, "Then why is my neck so short?" The mother replies: "So many people died in the First and Second World Wars that our necks could not develop at all. It was the same in the Thirty Years' War. We humans have been in so many wars. The giraffes in none and that's why our neck is so short."
When the moon hits the earth,
IT Moon-chan kissing Earth-chan.
August 3rd is the moon of earth, earth, moon, earth, universe.
I was born on the moon.
Yeah, my mom was high, and my dad was down to earth.
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.
If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.
Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.
Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.
Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.
So two guys walk into a bar. One says, "Can I have something to drink?"
The other says, "You wish!" LOLOLOLOLOLOLO dab on the haters - Jake Paul wreeeeecckkked.................... DABDABDABDBABABDBABDBABDBABDBDABDBsabBaDBAD,,,,,,,,,,five fo e the winners. KILL MATPAT, THE EARTH IS FLAT AND A DONUT
God, aka Mr. Universe said he was gods gift to this earth but where is he?
What is the difference between the human rights and the earth 🌎 earth 🌎 has been to be between two games a year after school 🏫 a time and fun game that has
What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?
Core-an (Korean)
You're so skinny you're a thin stick You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean you became the Pacific Ocean You're so ugly you got stuff for free You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti you thought it was throw up You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth You are so gay you kiss the boy last night
you know how girls say i whould have sex with u if u were the last person on earth well whos gonna stop me
One random youtube comment in 2018: Soon, A virus will come to earth A year later: Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha Another year later: Time to die a painful death. Another year later: God has come with the cure
do you want to be in heaven with Jesus our savior or be in earth with bad things
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
