Earth jokes
If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?
You need to com-it.
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
I think if the center of the earth froze, it would be pretty hard core.
Memes
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
Average bee is 50x smarter than the smartest flat earther.
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
Earth is smaller than Uranus, wth?
You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."