Earth Jokes

Question: Whats the smallest thing on earth?

Answer: Your brain

What is the biggest butt in the world?

The bottom of the ocean

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There are two kids sitting in a classroom Lily and john Lily sleeps in class everyday.The teacher asks lily who made heaven and earth john pokes her with a pencil she shouts JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY teacher says that's right the teacher says the next day she asks the same question john pokes her with a pencil she shouts JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY that's right the teacher says next day she asks lily what did Eve say to adam after their 100th john pokes her again IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME IMMA BREAK IT IN HALF she shouts.

Steven Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this earth.

What is the difference between jesus and the devil? When the devil came to earth he was the one with the nail gun.

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The earth is flat

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When the moon hits the earth,

IT Moon-chan kissing Earth-chan

August 3rd is the moon of earth earth moon earth universe

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I was born on the moon. Yeah.. My mom was high and dad was down to earth.

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So two guys walk into a bar one says can I have something to drink, the other says, you wish LOLOLOLOLOLOLO ldab on the haters-Jake Paul wreeeeecckkked.................... DABDABDABDBABABDBABDBABDBABDBDABDBsabBaDBAD,,,,,,,,,,five fo e the winners. KILL MATPAT, THE EARTH IS FLAT AND A DONUT

What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?

Core-an (Korean)

God, aka Mr. Universe said he was gods gift to this earth but where is he?

What is the difference between the human rights and the earth 🌎 earth 🌎 has been to be between two games a year after school 🏫 a time and fun game that has