Earth

Earth jokes

Hairline

If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.

Core

I think if the center of the earth froze, it would be pretty hard core.

Memes

Class

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.

Tomato

Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.

(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)

People

Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.

Mama

Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.

Bee

Average bee is 50x smarter than the smartest flat earther.

Mama

Yo mama so fat.

She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.

Earthquake

What happens to the crow in the earthquake?

It turned into a milkshake. πŸ€”πŸ˜‚

COVID-19

The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.

They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.

Mama

"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."