Earth jokes
Don’t kill the Earth, it’s the only one with beer.
What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?
You need to com-it.
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
I think if the center of the earth froze, it would be pretty hard core.
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
Average bee is 50x smarter than the smartest flat earther.
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
Earth is smaller than Uranus, wth?
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.