If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
Earth Jokes
I think if the center of the earth froze, it would be pretty hard core.
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
Average bee is 50x smarter than the smartest flat earther.
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂
Earth is smaller than Uranus, wth?
You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
Your mom's ass is so petite and big, I'd pound that till the Earth shakes.
