Earth jokes
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
Don’t kill the Earth, it’s the only one with beer.
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?
You need to com-it.
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
Average bee is 50x smarter than the smartest flat earther.
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
Earth is smaller than Uranus, wth?