my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar
I was eating this girl out the other night and I tasted horse semen so I said to her "oh that's how you died grandma."
Steven hawking died
my uncle died in 9/11 he was in the plane that crashed in the feild
Jesus can’t judge gay people, because he got nailed before he died
When Stephen Hawkings died did they take him to the Hospital or PC World?
Rose are red, give me some limes, boy dies after masturbating 42 times
When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon..
And into a children's birthday party.
How did Stephen Hawking die? They unplugged the Wi-Fi cord
What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died? Windown Shut Down
Operation failed in North Korea, the surgeon died.
my friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over
if your wife dies of child birth can you press charges on the baby
How do you make a plumber die
You kill his family
so i guess cube was right eazy dick smelling like mc ren shit and eazy died of aids
What did Hitler said to Stan after he died. I did nazi that coming
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? - A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? - he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words... - “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance... - only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours... - lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life