Dying jokes
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
I’ll never forget my Grandfather’s last words to me just before he died. “Are you still holding the ladder?”
So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.
Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!
Nessie is dying.
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the Wi-Fi cord.
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
Operation failed in North Korea, the surgeon died.
When Stephen Hawking died, did they take him to the hospital or PC World?
What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died?
"Windows Shut Down."
If your wife dies of childbirth, can you press charges on the baby?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
Yo mama so hairy, you almost died from a rug burn!