Dying jokes
Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died?
"Windows Shut Down."
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!
Nessie is dying.
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.
How do you make a plumber die?
You kill his family.
Operation failed in North Korea, the surgeon died.
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
If your wife dies of childbirth, can you press charges on the baby?
When Stephen Hawking died, did they take him to the hospital or PC World?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the Wi-Fi cord.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his cremations to be buried in his favorite beer mug.
His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
"Why do cemeteries have fences around them? Because everyone's dying to get in!"
Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."