Dying jokes
Stephen Hawking died.
Alicia was not a popular girl. None of the guys noticed her. Once she got a boyfriend, but then he cheated on her with Katy and said, "You're not sexy enough, Katy is much hotter."
So Alicia took a match, set herself on fire, and screamed, "THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE!"
And then she died.
A mom cow's last words were to the mom cow's son. They were, "You are..." then died. The son thought that he was adopted, but then three years later, the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say, "You were adorable." Then she died once more. Then two years later, she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son, "And that's why we adopted you."
Jesus can’t judge gay people, because he got nailed before he died.
A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie? It’ll be fun.”
“Ok,” the mom and son reply happily.
“Let me start,” says the son.
“Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom.
“I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son.
“Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games,” says the mom.
“Your right!” He replies.
“I’ll go next,” says the dad. “I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.”
“Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom,” Says the son.
“The lie is the second on,” says the dad.
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died?
"Windows Shut Down."
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
I’ll never forget my Grandfather’s last words to me just before he died. “Are you still holding the ladder?”
Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!
Nessie is dying.
Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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How do you make a plumber die?
You kill his family.
So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.
Operation failed in North Korea, the surgeon died.
If your wife dies of childbirth, can you press charges on the baby?
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
When Stephen Hawking died, did they take him to the hospital or PC World?