Dying jokes
I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
My Italian chef friend died last week. He pasta away.
Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.
Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.
Juice WRLD really died, then how is he posting videos today?
I was crying at school, telling my friends my grandpa died. And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
Stephen Hawking didn’t die. His charger broke.
More cops died from COVID than anything else last year, hahahaha.
They should have shot COVID instead of Tyrone on the microphone, lmfao.
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.
Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!
I don't want to die.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He ran out of battery life.
This is crazy! Little Johnny died!
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?
Me: Where's your parents?
Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?
Me: Because it has a home button.
I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.
What happens when Steven Hawking dies?
Take his iPad to Cash Converters.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD