My grandpa died in 911 ,he was a great pilot
55. I’ll never forget my Grandfather’s last words to me just before he died. “Are you still holding the ladder?”
Nessie is dying
Why did Technoblade die??
He couldn't respawn in real life!!
What do birds and children have in common? If you shoot them they die.
Why Demons are dying from Priestwater?The Soul from a Priest is completly diffrent
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and swim in some shit jack forgot to bring some goggles and floaty and now they have a daughter
Secret Jill didn’t go in the shit yet jack went in first and died :D
2 women, Jane and Emma, are in the afterlife waiting for judgement. Emma turns to Jane and says "I'm just curious, but how did you die?"
Jane replies with "I burnt to death."
Emma, shocked, responds with "That sounds horrible! What was it like?"
Jane answers with "It first felt really hot and painful, but then I felt nothing. How did you die?"r> Emma replies with "Well, I believed my husband was cheating on me. I decided to leave work early one day to make sure he was loyal. I found him on the phone with his mother. I thought he was hiding something from me so I ran to the bedroom and found nothing. Then I sprinted to the kitchen and didn't find anything. I then jolted outside to the backyard and just found that he hadn't cleaned the pool. I was so tired from running that I fell over into the pool and drowned."
Jane retorts with "Well if you checked the oven neither of us would be here right now."
Most of the people here: thats not funny lots of people died.
Bruh why are you in here if you cant take joke.
How dd Stephen hawking die
He had a computer virus!
There are 4 people on a airplane and the pilot has a heart attack and dies the plane is going down and there are also only 3 parachutes so the guy who knows how to cure cancer says I’m jumping I can save many lives the the 46 president joe Biden says I’m take ing the 2 one so there is only one left Donald trump says to the 7 year old girl I have lived a long life u an take the next one so the little girl says that’s ok the 46 president took my back pack.lol
I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.
How did Steven hawking die? He forgot his log on password
How did Stephen hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time
why did the man die of the actors performance?
the performance was unbeLIVEable
So i made a parody for "Me,Myself,And i" it goes like this " Me,Myself,And , im gonna drink bleach until i die!"
Theres something special about cemeteries People are dying to get inside
