Dying jokes
Jesus can’t judge gay people, because he got nailed before he died.
A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie? It’ll be fun.”
“Ok,” the mom and son reply happily.
“Let me start,” says the son.
“Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom.
“I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son.
“Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games,” says the mom.
“Your right!” He replies.
“I’ll go next,” says the dad. “I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.”
“Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom,” Says the son.
“The lie is the second on,” says the dad.
Operation failed in North Korea, the surgeon died.
When Stephen Hawking died, did they take him to the hospital or PC World?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the Wi-Fi cord.
What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died?
"Windows Shut Down."
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
I’ll never forget my Grandfather’s last words to me just before he died. “Are you still holding the ladder?”
Nessie is dying.
Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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If your wife dies of childbirth, can you press charges on the baby?
So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.
How do you make a plumber die?
You kill his family.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!