Dying jokes
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.
Memes
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good, he died to a landmine.
Al Fayed’s son arrives at heaven’s gates and sees his driver.
He shouts “you stupid cunt!”
The driver says, “Watch, Boss?”
Dodi replies...:
“I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL!”
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.
It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
What happened when the man died? Yes.
What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.
I harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye. I rolled the dye. It made me die.
What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.
Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.
"If all of these structures break we will all die."
And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"
And he said, "It would be breaking news."