Dying jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
How did Steven Hawkings die?
His wife tripped over his charging plug when he was at 2% battery.
What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!
Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.
Tried a random comic generator. Half of the ai generated comics don’t make sense, but the other half…
A conductor was conducting a song. At the end, he threw his conductor's stick and killed someone. He was put to the electric chair, but nothing happened. They asked why he didn't die, and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor."
Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.
A man who desperately wanted to be good after serving time in prison was visited by an Angel. "You want to change? You can still enter heaven on two conditions. You must bet on the horses with any money you have and pass your winnings to someone less fortunate, and you must never hold on to any beef." The Angel then disappeared.
The man did as was told and became generous and kind. As he emerged from the betting office with all his money, he would pass every penny of it all to a deserving person each and every time.
He, however, couldn't seem to avoid meat and would still eat it no matter what.
When he died, the Angel came back for him.
"But I'm undeserving; I can't come with you," he said.
"Yes, you can," replied the Angel, "you gave all your stake (steak) away."
What do you call a person who died in war?
Little Johnny.
Hitler killed 18 million and only died once.
Fucking camper!
When Stephen Hawking died, I assume his computer crash caused it.
Mom died, so I planted mums and forget-me-nots all over her grave site.
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.
You also can't breathe if you die.
So why isn't it debreathiation?
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.
There were three men, and two of them died.
The last man alive said, "That's two less mouths to feed!"