Dying jokes
Once I almost died. I'll give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job.
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.
If I die, does my depression die with me?
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
😂🤣
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.
It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.
My grief counselor died.
He was so good, I don’t even care! 😂😂😂
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don’t even care.
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.
I harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye. I rolled the dye. It made me die.
What happened when the man died? Yes.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good, he died to a landmine.