Dying jokes
My granddad died in Auschwitz in WW2...
He fell from a tower.
Dad: School is canceled, I think your teacher died or something.
Me: Wow, they found the body already?
Dad: :/
Why did he not love anymore? His battery died.
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Nah, he got nailed...
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
A farm full of cows were bombed, and only two survived. All of the udders died.
When Stephen Hawking died, did they take him to the hospital or PC World?
How did Stephen Hawking actually die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection.
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.
What's the difference between the baby I just killed and Isaac Newton?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
Hi guys, I'm back, and YES, two jokes/blogs in one day. I KNOW. I just have nothing to do!!! So today I'm going to tell you how to get what you want from your parents!!! And there will be a joke at the end too. Enjoy!
So the prank that I have for you guys today is, make sure you have glue, dye, and a toothbrush that is not yours >:) So you are going to put the dye in the glue and then put the glue on the toothbrush and give it to your sibling and say, "Here. I got your toothbrush ready for you." Then, make sure they take it. Once they take it, run so that they cannot hit you once they taste it.
Thanks for reading this prank today guys!!! I hope it works out for you, and I can't wait to hear what happens with you guys in the comments below, so make sure to comment and tell me what happened when you pulled this prank!! Sorry, Prankster, if this is offensive to you since you do pranks too. I will not do them anymore if you don't want me to :) Thanks for reading guys, and here is that joke I told you about :)
Yo mama is so fat, when she got in the car, the wheels popped.
So I know this was not the best joke, and I can do better, but I will keep trying and see you guys next time! Bye!!! :)
What was the last thought Jesus had before he died?
"Man, I could really use a crowbar right about now."
Your mum is so old that when I told her to act her age, she died.
Wanna know why Stephen Hawking died?
He lost his Wi-Fi connection.
An apple a day, or you'll die anyway.
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.