A little girl said to her mom "MOM MY BUTTS CRACKED KISS IT KISS IT"her mom said "sweetie SHUT UP ITS ALWAYS BEEN THERE" then her daughter died cuz of her melodramaticness.
The west is dying...just like the romance an empire especially the western part if the empire funny that, cause the east was going strong.
I think about my life and then I think about death I perfer death if you ask me life is just a time when you die basicly death life is meaning less 0-0
I was at afghanistan and i had been captured by the taliban. I was going to get the death penalty. Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now i will die. Shame on u penaldo!!
If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset. She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
when does an emo get jealous at a phone ........................... when it dies
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
-Dark_Humor
Why did the joke die? Because it's a meme!
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die
(1968)- Hellen Keller died didn’t you hear? No? Well neither did she..
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
Why do orphans die so much? Cause MJ said " she got covid-19 "
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie die hard) dies of a viagra overdose would that mean he truly dies hard
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes my uncle died in 9/11... He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
My grandpa died in 9/11, he was a great pilot
If mom seen u she will die and be happy bc of u being ugly
Why do orphans die young? The apple doesn't fall far from the tree
Stop making 9/11 jokes guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
my dog died today😥
