Dying jokes

You're so ugly that I choked and died.

We thought that my mother died in the best way possible, during her sleep.

But when we did an autopsy on her, we saw she actually died in the worst way possible. During the autopsy.

My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.

The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.

I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.

I was in Afghanistan and I had been captured by the Taliban. I was going to get the death penalty.

Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo Penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now I will die. Shame on u Penaldo!

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.

If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.

Why do orphans die young?

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

My dog died today. 😥

I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.

Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says: "I'll have some H2O."

The second one says: "I'll have some H2O, too." And then he died.

For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.

I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."

"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"

"He died."

"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."

(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.

Hey I have a joke for you.

My life hahah. I wanna die.