Dying jokes
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.
My grief counselor died.
He was so good, I don’t even care! 😂😂😂
Tried a random comic generator. Half of the ai generated comics don’t make sense, but the other half…
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask.
Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
I get jealous when my phone dies.
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.
It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.