Dying jokes
My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.
Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."
Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.
We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa; we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.
"If all of these structures break we will all die."
And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"
And he said, "It would be breaking news."
Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.
Tried a random comic generator. Half of the ai generated comics don’t make sense, but the other half…
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.
“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask.
Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
I get jealous when my phone dies.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.