Dying jokes

What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?

The steering wheel.

How did Steven Hawking die?

He lost internet connection.

Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.

If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.

I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.

I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.

Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?

Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f

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Is die?

I want to die to see the other side, but if I die I won't know anybody on the other side.

One random YouTube comment in 2018: "Soon, a virus will come to Earth."

A year later: "Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha!"

Another year later: "Time to die a painful death."

Another year later: "God has come with the cure!"

When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"

My friend's mom died, and he also died in a crash.

Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Someone unplugged the WiFi router.

Stephen Hawking died because he lost his WiFi connection.

"Where ya going?"

"When I die, hell, but right now, my room."

How did Stephen Hawking die?

He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!

Why did the cat cross the road?

To die.

My son asked me, “What is angel cake made of?”

I reply by listing the ingredients in Mr. Kipling angel cakes. Then he shouts “STOP!” I stop as I reach food colorings. He slowly crawls towards me and says in a whisper, “Well, in my angel cake, I put angels in them.”

I freaked out about this, so I calmed down and asked who did you put in this angel cake. He said, “Grandma, the one who died last Saturday.”

Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!