Dying jokes
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To die.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
"Where ya going?"
"When I die, hell, but right now, my room."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
wow mario got done dirty
Stephen Hawking died because he lost his WiFi connection.
I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?
The steering wheel.
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.
I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.
When did Jesus die?
On Luan Day hahahahahahahahahahahahaha LOUD HOUSE wink wink.
I want to die to see the other side, but if I die I won't know anybody on the other side.