Dying jokes
Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.
Joseph Rosenbaum died doing what he loved: chasing minors.
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To die.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?
The steering wheel.
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.
I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
When did Jesus die?
On Luan Day hahahahahahahahahahahahaha LOUD HOUSE wink wink.
When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?