Dying jokes
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.
When did Jesus die?
On Luan Day hahahahahahahahahahahahaha LOUD HOUSE wink wink.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.
I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.
I want to die to see the other side, but if I die I won't know anybody on the other side.
Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Stephen Hawking died because he lost his WiFi connection.
"Where ya going?"
"When I die, hell, but right now, my room."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.
I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.