Dying jokes

One random YouTube comment in 2018: "Soon, a virus will come to Earth."

A year later: "Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha!"

Another year later: "Time to die a painful death."

Another year later: "God has come with the cure!"

Is die?

I want to die to see the other side, but if I die I won't know anybody on the other side.

My friend's mom died, and he also died in a crash.

"Where ya going?"

"When I die, hell, but right now, my room."

Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.

How did Steven Hawking die?

He lost internet connection.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Someone unplugged the WiFi router.

Stephen Hawking died because he lost his WiFi connection.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!

My son asked me, “What is angel cake made of?”

I reply by listing the ingredients in Mr. Kipling angel cakes. Then he shouts “STOP!” I stop as I reach food colorings. He slowly crawls towards me and says in a whisper, “Well, in my angel cake, I put angels in them.”

I freaked out about this, so I calmed down and asked who did you put in this angel cake. He said, “Grandma, the one who died last Saturday.”

Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!

I was reading a book one day when I suddenly heard a sound. It was the Grim Reaper. I ignored it and continued reading my book. Suddenly, I realized that I was one of the main characters, which, at the end, dies.

I used to like fireworks, but I'm dead now. Fireworks look like a charm if you don't mind something a little ghostly.

What lies beneath your nose and is being picked on? Your boogers.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like everyone else in the plane.

What do you tell your butt cheek when you need to use the bathroom? "Hold it in, so you won't get constipated and die."

Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.

What were Brian Cant's last words before he died?

"I used to do it, but now I cant!"

Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.

Yo mama so fat, she died!

You see, my son is very into astronomy.

Son: How do stars die?

Dad: Usually overdose, son.

I'm such an asshole to my son, my wife divorced me.