Dictionary memes
Found a good definition of the jokes here while listening to Without Me by Eminem
My personal dictionary on google.
Jokes
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary?
One of them knows the definition of no.
One day, I came home from school and said to my dad, "I got expelled from school today." He said, "How?" I said, "I threw my book at the teacher." He asked, "Why?" I told him, "We were doing an anti-bullying program, and my teacher said words can't hurt me, so I threw my dictionary at her."
I was in an argument with a "friend" at school. He said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me."
...so I threw a dictionary at him.