joe mama so dumb she studies for the covid test
A woman is slightly drunk, watching a video, when she yells at the screen, "Don't go into that church you dumb bitch!"
Her husband asks, "What are you watching?"
"Our wedding video
you look like a dumb crab. when everyone sees you, the world will end.
once there were three girls taking a walk in the mountains. one was a brunette, one was a redhead, and the other was a dumb blonde. they came to a cliff and the brunette said "if you jump off that cliff and say what you want to be you will become it" so the brunette jumped off and said falcon and became a falcon. the redhead jumped off and said eagle and became an eagle. the dumb blonde ran, was about to jump but tripped on a rock, and said "crap"
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes She can't see the obvious
yo mama so dumb when fox five said its chilly outside she brought a bowlllllll
What did the deaf, dumb, blind, paraplegic, autistic baby get for Christmas? AIDS.
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone
people: you're ugly me: ok people: I hate you me: cool IDC people: you're annoying me: good for me people: BTS is dumb me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
Vegan teacher the musical Miss Kadie - oh no you poor dead animal Mr. Beast- 🎶 your a dumb Communist Miss Kadie🎶 Chandler-🎵 yup your one high fluting son of a gun🎵 Mr. Beast- 🎵 I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant🎵 Miss Kadie - 🎵 don’t hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans R us kid🎵 kids- 🎵 we’ve had enough of your problems miss Kadie your such a commie Miss Kadie - 🎵 I just want to die because I’m so sad - Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and comits sucide
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *Walks away*
Your mom is so dumb, that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
joe mama so dumb i took a picture of her last christmas and it is still printing
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
jo mama is so dumb she tried to eat the super Bowl
Your momma so dumb that they said it was chilli outside she said came outside with a bowl
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa...
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks she thought she could buy a star