Dumbness jokes
1. You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are donut seeds!
2. You're so fat, you could sell shade!
3. You're just like coconut water, nobody likes you!
4. Have you been shopping lately? Because they're selling lives around the corner, you should go get one!
If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence!!
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Yo mama so dumb, she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I have the power."
Joe mama so dumb she studies for the COVID test.
A woman is slightly drunk, watching a video, when she yells at the screen, "Don't go into that church you dumb bitch!"
Her husband asks, "What are you watching?"
"Our wedding video."
you look like a dumb crab. When everyone sees you, the world will end.
Once there were three girls taking a walk in the mountains. One was a brunette, one was a redhead, and the other was a dumb blonde. They came to a cliff and the brunette said, "If you jump off that cliff and say what you want to be you will become it." So the brunette jumped off and said "falcon" and became a falcon. The redhead jumped off and said "eagle" and became an eagle. The dumb blonde ran, was about to jump, but tripped on a rock, and said "crap."
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!
What did the deaf, dumb, blind, paraplegic, autistic baby get for Christmas? AIDs.
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
People: You're ugly.
Me: Ok.
People: I hate you.
Me: Cool, IDC.
People: You're annoying.
Me: Good for me.
People: BTS is dumb.
Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!
Me: *posts random joke about a duck*
That one guy in the comment section for no reason: "Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you..."
That other guy in the comment section: "That’s actually offensive to ducks."
Bro it’s a joke...
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
Vegan Teacher the musical.
Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"
Mr. Beast- 🎶 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 🎶
Chandler-🎵 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 🎵
Mr. Beast- 🎵 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 🎵
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 🎵
Kids- 🎵 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"
- Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You a dumb a** b*tch, We all know it's true.
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *Walks away*
Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.