Dumbness jokes

Back in ancient Greece, there was a Greek Skyrim, but instead of FUS ROH DAH, the main character said, "Me damnit, Ganymede, get the #10 lightning bolt, I hate it when Helios lets his kids drive!"

If you don't get this, look up the story of Phaethon, and if you STILL don't get it, then you are dumb.

There was a cleaning lady with a vacuum cleaner. She sucked!

What kind of knight puts dumb jokes on the internet?

You!

What's black, anorexic, dumb, and will never get a girlfriend?

Me.

"Kill yourself. Stop thinking whether or not to do it, you dumb fucking cunt, no one likes you. Jump off a fucking 3 story building, bitch."

Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up. Class: *no one stands up* Teacher: Oh c'mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *waves her finger around the left side of the room* Little Johnny: *stands up* Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you're dumb? Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you're standing alone.

Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?

Dumb kid: The W???

You're dumb, but that's not what she said.

Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find their parents.

Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.

"Don’t be dumb, make sure she’s numb."

- Bill Cosby

Yo mama so dumb, she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.

So I made a simple cancer joke on Roblox with my friend, and then both her dumb-ass friends were like, "OMG WHY WOULD U SAY DAT? YOUR HORRIBLE!!" That pissed me off. Like damn woman, it's not like I said, "IF PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY DIED FROM CANCER THAT MEANS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE ALL DUMB-ASSES." If anything they are actually dumb asses but hey. Also they can't talk. They don't know that I'm abused everyday at home and pressured to get good grades or else I'd get my head bashed against a wall till there is blood. So if they are reading this, SUCK MY ASS BITCH.

What is dumb, yo mama, you dumb stupid idiot?

When I try to roast someone; Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii you stink!

Two men are hunting. One asks: "Did you ever hunt bear?" The other one answers: "No, but one time I went fishing in my shorts."

Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"

What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Answer: cancer.

Yo momma so dumb, she washes her dishes in the river.

Ed is dumb.