Dumbness jokes
1. You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are donut seeds!
2. You're so fat, you could sell shade!
3. You're just like coconut water, nobody likes you!
4. Have you been shopping lately? Because they're selling lives around the corner, you should go get one!
If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence!!
Are these good?
What is a bus ride that is dumb? A boring one.
Yo mama so dumb, she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
How do you put "blonde" and "duh" in the same sentence? Just say, "Blondes are dumb."
My "parents" are so dumb. Who tf names their son "Lydia"?
Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.
Maude of ghostposter is a dumb Christian pussy-ass bitch. She's so fucking squeamish it's hilarious, although I hate her.
Once my friend was saying something dumb, and I was like, "I Campbell-eve you just said that."
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!
What's dumb?
The Fetus Deletus joke!
Fucking hate that joke....
The clock struck one!
Then down did come!
Hickory dickory doc
What am I?
Random- a mouse?
Me- no dumb shit!
Random- what is it?
Me- the guillotine!
Yo mama is so dumb, she wanted to get some ice, but she went to Antarctica and actually got ice and brought wilt cream! 🤣
Dumb.
What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid? A banana.
But if you're vegan, you call him food.
If you're poor, you eat the skin.
People so dumb they think they're "transblind" like WTF, idiots!
Why do people have sex? Because they're dumb.
All dumbs aren't blonde.
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she is a dumb b*tch!
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam.
What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.