Drug

Drug jokes

What do you call a person with one arm, one leg, one eye, and one ear?

ONESY.

“Hey dad, how do you kill a star?” - Give them drugs.

What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?

A quack head!

My mom must be a duck then...

I was arrested for eating too much crack on accident. How?

My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face.

You should never try Afghan weed because people in Afghanistan get stoned to death.

A depressed man was caught on top of the Empire State Building with marijuana. Needless to say, he didn't want to come down.

Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana?

They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.

So I got these new shoes, except they were from a drug dealer.

Now I don't know what they were laced with, but I was trippin' all day.