Drug

Drug jokes

I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.

I see a dreamer.

If you have an overdose on a drug and die, then half of the least dose would be a lifetime supply.

One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose.

She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life, she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.

A Chinese drug dealer said to me, "Do you like my cocaine?"

I replied, "Not since he starred in Zulu."

My brother's addicted to buying ladders; he loves to get high.

Yo mama so stupid, she brought weed to the highway. Then she realized, "I'm not stupid, I was just high as a bitch." She just got fucked so hard by her man, she thought she was high.

Knock knock.

Who's there? It's the Grim Reaper.

Grim Reaper who?

The Grim Reaper who is about to come in your house, smoke some weed, drink some Grim Reaper liquor, and then get drunk.

Why doesn't Africa have pharmacies?

Because you can't take drugs on an empty stomach.

I bought some sneakers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been trippin' all day.

Addicted, what did the drug dealer say to the dopewhore?

"Damn whore, you're not that addicted when you spread your legs open for any man. No wonder weed is more addicted than yo ass." Lol

If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:

1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?

2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?

3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?

4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?

5. Was this funny?

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  • How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?

    He CRACKed up.

    Gf: "You are a drug."

    Bf: "Why, cause you are addicted to me?"

    Gf: "No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana."