Drug jokes

Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap.

He was high on my list of priorities.

"Dad, how do stars die?" -- "Usually an overdose."

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?

A baked potato.

How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?

Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.

What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?

It's legal to get stoned.