Drug jokes
Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap.
He was high on my list of priorities.
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"Dad, how do stars die?" -- "Usually an overdose."
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?
A baked potato.
How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?
Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.