Drug

Drug jokes

Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"

She’s so nice.

What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?

My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭

You're snorting cocaine with your buddies. Your eyes are closed, feeling the bliss of drugs, when suddenly something wet touches your nostril. Your buddy Mark stuck his PENIS in your face. You look up at Mark, and he says, "I'm sorry," and runs away, his pants still down.

What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.

How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.

Jack got high, grabbed Jill's thigh, and said, "I know you wanna."

Jill said yes, lifted up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.

"Just say no to drugs!"

Well, if I'm talking to my drugs, I probably already said yes.

I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed my friend who was on LSD. "I See a Dreamer."