Why did the stoner cross the road? He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, because you're dope.
Solve this equation: a gay boy+a whole lots a drugs
A hyped up f'ing machine
You should never try Afghan weed because people in Afghanistan get stoned to death.
I like my women like how I like my cocaine, smuggled and cut clean.
What's Stephen Hawkings favorite drug? Battery Acid
What do you call a duck on drugs A quackhead.
so I got these new shoes, except they were from a drug dealer. Now I don't know what they were laced with but I was trippin all day.
Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? Its called Trycoxagain.
What do you call a couple Mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.
A Mexican opens a pharmacy in CA. What’s he selling?
Drugs
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high...
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
If there was someone selling drugs around here, we'd know.
I bought shoes from a drug dealer yesterday. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.
my life
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? -- American teenage girls get stoned *before* they have sex.
Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap.
He was high on my list of priorities.
"Dad, how do stars die?" -- "Usually an overdose."
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?
A baked potato.
