Drug jokes
What’s the last balloon George Floyd blew up? His heroin balloon.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna," but dumb-ass Jill forgot her pills, and now they have 12 kids.
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, there is no electricity.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
What do you call Canadian weed? Canadabis.
If a midget does meth, does he get high or get medium?
What did rapper Pop Smoke get high off of? Cigarettes with Pop and Smoke.
Grass for lash.
Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.
I have tried coke; it is not my cup of tea.
What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?
My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭
You're snorting cocaine with your buddies. Your eyes are closed, feeling the bliss of drugs, when suddenly something wet touches your nostril. Your buddy Mark stuck his PENIS in your face. You look up at Mark, and he says, "I'm sorry," and runs away, his pants still down.
Say no to drugs, kids. Suddenly, the poster disappeared. I hallucinated. Must have been the cocaine.
I bought drugs today.
Method Man: Yo what’s crackin’?
ODB: Yep
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high, grabbed Jill's thigh, and said, "I know you wanna."
Jill said yes, lifted up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."
What if little Johnny was doing drugs?
"Johnny, Johnny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa..."