A nucleus walked into a bar, he asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”
Man: Cow milk is drinkable Other man: How do you know that? Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth* Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
whats a depression person favorite drink ?? coff- na jk bleach..
Why Is the Rum Gone?
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
My son asked me how i'm so clean,"inside out.". I told him because of bleach. the next day I found him drinking the bleach.
Whats a cannibal's favourite drink? A Bloody mary
So a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink, the bartender says “I’ll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta joke” so the guy says “alreight so a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink” the bartender says “I’ll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta joke” so the guy says “ so a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink” the bartender says”I’ll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta joke” so the guy says” so a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink” the bartender says” ok here you go” so he gives the guy a drink, so he gives the guy a drink, so he gives the guy a drink
What is a cow's favorite drink?
Mountain Moo!
How does Moses make his cup of tea Hebrews it
Indian guy and American guy in a wheelchair met in a Bar for drinks. American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk. Indian guy got drunk and walked away.
You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy.
A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink
I was at the bar late last night when a waitress screamed anyone know cpr? I said shit I know all the letters of the alphabet. Everyone laughed well except for this 1 guy
(Titanic walks into a bar) (britannic) what would you like to drink (Titanic) a ICEBERG.
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
A retard won a break-dancing competition. All he did was go to get a drink
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!