Downing jokes
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
What did the frog do when his car broke down?
It was toad.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
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In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
The twins are falling down.
Roses are red, bow down to your master, children are fast, but I am faster.
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
Your mama is so fat when Santa went down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, ho, holy shit, you're fatter than me, bitch!"
How do u make a sausage roll?
Push it down the hill.🍆
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.
In 69, the 6 looks like someone facing up. The 9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people suck each other’s dick. That means, L7.
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.