Downing jokes
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*
Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
*Titanic was sinking.*
Passenger: Hey, captain, how far away are we?
Captain: Two miles.
Passenger: Which way are we going?
Captain: Down.
Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slowed down.
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the elevator, it went down.
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away!
Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?
Doctor: Yep.
Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.
Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
Roses are red, bow down to your master, children are fast, but I am faster.
What did the frog do when his car broke down?
It was toad.