Why did Muhammad Ali go down because he couldn't stand the cancer
How did the guys with down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.
Yesterday i saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no so i asked him if he needed help. And he said yes so i let him in my car and said dont worry you’ll be home with you parents soon. He said my parents died. I said i know.
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What's black and white and read all over? A newspaper. What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over? A penguin falling down the stairs.
A few days after her husband’s death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain. The email reads: „Dearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. It’s really hot down here“.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins? An Airstrike
Roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down your mums Facebook will do
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down sport
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Everybody asks "Whats up" but nobody asks "Whats down"
My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took down his confederate flag.
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A man goes into a job interview and sits down. The interviewer is looking over his resume and says, "I see here that there's a 4-year gap on your resume. What were you doing?" The man says, "Oh, that was when I went to Yale!" The interviewer is impressed and says, "That's great! You're hired!" The man smiles. "Really? I'm so glad, because I really need this Yob."
This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?”
The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.”
So the boy said “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.”
When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?”
The boy replied, “Half way down my leg...”
what do you call a black person going down a waterslide? sewage
*trigger alert* why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel because there were too many black holes.
So a girl says to her ex I can't get you out of my mind the boyfriend I knew you we've the girl replies I see you in everything like when I'm walking down the street even at work like trash cans are everywhere
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