Downing jokes
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
How do u make a sausage roll?
Push it down the hill.🍆
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
Memes
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6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.
In 69, the 6 looks like someone facing up. The 9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people suck each other’s dick. That means, L7.
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
Do you know what my favorite time of day is?
6:30, hands down.
Roses are red, chocolate is brown,
I expect nothing and still get let down!
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?
Doctor: Yep.
Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.
Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slowed down.
Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*
*Titanic was sinking.*
Passenger: Hey, captain, how far away are we?
Captain: Two miles.
Passenger: Which way are we going?
Captain: Down.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”