Downing Jokes

Why does your grandma like gardening so much?

Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.

Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.

What did the Twin Towers say to each other?

Sorry if that offended anyone.

“I guess we are going down together!”

I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.

They always start with two towers downed.

Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!

Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈

*Titanic was sinking.*

Passenger: Hey, captain, how far away are we?

Captain: Two miles.

Passenger: Which way are we going?

Captain: Down.

I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.

Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?

Doctor: Yep.

Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.

Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.

Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.

Do you know what my favorite time of day is?

6:30, hands down.

Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slowed down.

An Eskimo was holidaying in New Zealand and while driving his rented car around the countryside it broke down. A bloke passing by offered to help, lifted the bonnet and said, "I know your problem, you blew a seal."

The Eskimo with a shocked expression retorted, "Yeah? Well you fuck sheep!"

A girl in my class started barking, and I yelled out, "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her, and I felt bad. After school, I asked to drive her home, and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one, I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car.

A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her mom naked taking a shower and asks, "Mommy, mommy, when am I gonna get breasts?" Mom says, "Oh, when you're 12 or 13." The little girl looks down and see’s her pubes and asks, "Mommy, mommy, when am I gonna get hair down there?" Mom says, "Oh, about the same time you get breasts."

Then the little girl walks in and sees her dad sitting on the bed with a hard on and asks, "Daddy, daddy, when am I gonna get one of those?" Dad says, "Soon as your mom leaves for work."

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?

“A sped runner.”

Yo mama so ugly, that when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho- HOLY SHIT!"

Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.

How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.

Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.