Downing jokes
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
How do u make a sausage roll?
Push it down the hill.🍆
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
Your mama is so fat when Santa went down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, ho, holy shit, you're fatter than me, bitch!"
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
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I was reading a book about an immortal dog, it was impossible to put down.
I don’t struggle with depression, at this point I’ve got it down. I’m good at depression.
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.
In 69, the 6 looks like someone facing up. The 9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people suck each other’s dick. That means, L7.
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
Roses are red, chocolate is brown,
I expect nothing and still get let down!
Do you know what my favorite time of day is?
6:30, hands down.