Downing jokes

I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.

Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.

Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slowed down.

I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.

They always start with two towers downed.

Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.

For instance, when you push them down the stairs.

Why does your grandma like gardening so much?

Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.

Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!

A piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.

"Oh, Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!"

The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."

Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈

Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.

Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.

*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*

What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.

My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the elevator, it went down.

An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."

Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵

He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez

I was reading a book about an immortal dog, it was impossible to put down.

I don’t struggle with depression, at this point I’ve got it down. I’m good at depression.

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I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.

I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.