Downing jokes
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the elevator, it went down.
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
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Memes
when my imaginary mom tells me to calm down
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
How do u make a sausage roll?
Push it down the hill.🍆
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵
He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
I was reading a book about an immortal dog, it was impossible to put down.
I don’t struggle with depression, at this point I’ve got it down. I’m good at depression.
In 69, the 6 looks like someone facing up. The 9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people suck each other’s dick. That means, L7.
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
Do you know what my favorite time of day is?
6:30, hands down.