Downing jokes

My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are up!

What did the kid with Down syndrome say to his friend?

Nothing, he had no friends.

What goes down but not up?

An emo.

What did the frog do when his car broke down?

It was toad.

The twins are falling down.

I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.

Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."

Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"

In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.

One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post

Roses are red, bow down to your master, children are fast, but I am faster.

Your mama is so fat when Santa went down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, ho, holy shit, you're fatter than me, bitch!"

Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲

Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️

Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮

Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵

He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez

I don’t struggle with depression, at this point I’ve got it down. I’m good at depression.

I was reading a book about an immortal dog, it was impossible to put down.

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the elevator, it went down.

My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.

An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."

What bounces up and down at 100mph?

A baby tied to the back of a truck.

How do you get an emo down from a tree?

Cut the rope!

What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?

The final countdown.