Why does your grandma like gardening so much? Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face. For instance, when you push them down the stairs
What does the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common. They both went down on my dad
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What did the twin towers say to each other
Sorry if that offended anyone
“I guess we are going down together”
I was walking down the street one day and I passed the gun store. I walked in and everything was half off. I didn't know back to school sales had started already
I don’t struggle with depression, at this point I’ve got it down I’m good at depression
What goes down but not up.
An emo
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
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Feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
A Piece of Sodium That Lived in a Test Tube Fell in Love With a Bunsen Burner "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!" The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."
A girl in my class started barking and I yelled out "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her and I felt bad after school I asked to drive her home and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one I yelled " THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft? “ A sped runner”.
Me: DOCTOR! DOCTOR! I HAVE 50 SECONDS TO LIVE! Doctor: sit down for a minute.
Why did Stephan hawkings die ... because he pressed shut down instead of sleep
Have you heard about the canoe sale down the road? It was an ordeal.
spongebob teeth upside down is the twin towers spongebob:9 letters squarepants:11 letters Sponebob did 9/11
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