Downing jokes
How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?
It has an extra crumb-osome.
Little Johnny went to school and right before class started, he pulled down his pants and said, "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." After that, his teacher told him to put on his pants and go to the office. The principal asked him what he did, so he pulled down his pants and said, "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." Then the principal called his mom. The mom got there and took little Johnny home.
They got in the car, and his mother asked, "Johnny, what did you do this time?" So Johnny pulled his pants and said, "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." Once they got home, his dad was off work and heard that Johnny was coming home early from school. Once again he asked Johnny what he did. Johnny pulled down his pants and said, "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." After that, his dad was surprised, so his dad pulled down his pants and said, "Big whale, big whale."
A man who drinks a lot is told by his wife that if he ever gets drunk again she will leave him.
Later, the man goes to a pub and drinks a lot and throws up all down his jacket. 'Oh no,' he says to his friend, 'if I go home like this again, my wife will leave me.' 'Don't worry,' his friend says. 'Put a £20 note in your jacket pocket. When your wife challenges you, produce the money and say another man threw up on you and gave you the £20 note for the dry cleaning.' 'Brilliant!' the man says and goes home. He walks through his front door and his wife sees him. She is furious. 'No no,' the man says, producing the money from his inside pocket. 'A man threw up on me and gave me £20 for the dry cleaning.' 'What's the other £20 note for?' asks his wife. 'Ah, that's from the man who shat in my pants.....'
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are up!
What did the kid with Down syndrome say to his friend?
Nothing, he had no friends.
Memes
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
How do u make a sausage roll?
Push it down the hill.🍆
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
Your mama is so fat when Santa went down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, ho, holy shit, you're fatter than me, bitch!"
The twins are falling down.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the elevator, it went down.
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
Roses are red, bow down to your master, children are fast, but I am faster.