Downing jokes

How is there evidence of climate change?

The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!

What happens to Emos when they go up?

They never come down.

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the elevator, it went down.

I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.

Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."

Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"

In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.

One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post

What did the frog do when his car broke down?

It was toad.

What goes down but not up?

An emo.

The twins are falling down.

Your mama is so fat when Santa went down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, ho, holy shit, you're fatter than me, bitch!"

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I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.

I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.

6 looks like someone facing up.

9 looks like someone facing down.

69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.

I don’t struggle with depression, at this point I’ve got it down. I’m good at depression.

Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵

He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez

I was reading a book about an immortal dog, it was impossible to put down.

In 69, the 6 looks like someone facing up. The 9 looks like someone facing down.

69 looks like 2 people suck each other’s dick. That means, L7.

How do you make an apple turnover?

You push it down a hill.

One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.

I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn't know back-to-school sales had started already!