Downing jokes
The twins are falling down.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
Roses are red, bow down to your master, children are fast, but I am faster.
What did the frog do when his car broke down?
It was toad.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
How do u make a sausage roll?
Push it down the hill.🍆
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
Your mama is so fat when Santa went down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, ho, holy shit, you're fatter than me, bitch!"
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
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Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.