Downing jokes
Roses are red, chocolate is brown,
I expect nothing and still get let down!
Do you know what my favorite time of day is?
6:30, hands down.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
โI guess we are going down together!โ
*Titanic was sinking.*
Passenger: Hey, captain, how far away are we?
Captain: Two miles.
Passenger: Which way are we going?
Captain: Down.
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn't know back-to-school sales had started already!
Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.
Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?
Doctor: Yep.
Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.
Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.
Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slowed down.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away!
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it.
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
A piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
"Oh, Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!"
The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. ๐๐๐
Guys, I promise Iโm not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*