Me:Have you seen a mr.weewoo Most people:no Me: he drives the ambulance down stairs
What's Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill? Walking. JK, Rolling.
The pirate looked down the toilet and what did he see The captains log
The Tent Pole Is Up, The Canvas Is Spread, The Hell With Breakfast, Come Back To Bed.
Take The Tent Pole Down, Put The Canvas Away, The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage, No Circus Today
what goes up must come down apart from mr vyse
People are like taquila glasses
you gotta shoot them down fast
Life has ups and downs and they had downs
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
What is better to have autism or down syndrome or ADHD?
Yo mama so fat when she sits down she sits next to everyone
McDonald's worker be like hello would you like a mc-dick(you looked down)you:uhh wheres my dick?
My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up that little shit wants to be gone down an alley
My best friend was Was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people
Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral”? No? Shame, it was real fun
My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tryed to fight me so i said: IF you wanna fight me ill run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs ill already be down the stairs waiting and he started crying
sams mum is so fat when she fell down the stairs i thought east enders finished
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the dentist they make her lay face down.
