Downing jokes

Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?

Doctor: Yep.

Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.

Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.

*Titanic was sinking.*

Passenger: Hey, captain, how far away are we?

Captain: Two miles.

Passenger: Which way are we going?

Captain: Down.

Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.

What happens when a frog's car breaks down?

It gets toad away!

What do you call a person with Down syndrome in the military?

Special Forces.

What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?

You’ve got to get more than one down.

Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.

For instance, when you push them down the stairs.

Why does your grandma like gardening so much?

Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.

What did the Twin Towers say to each other?

Sorry if that offended anyone.

“I guess we are going down together!”

I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn't know back-to-school sales had started already!

I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.

One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.

Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.

Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!

Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈

Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.

*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*

A girl in my class started barking, and I yelled out, "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her, and I felt bad. After school, I asked to drive her home, and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one, I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car.

A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her mom naked taking a shower and asks, "Mommy, mommy, when am I gonna get breasts?" Mom says, "Oh, when you're 12 or 13." The little girl looks down and see’s her pubes and asks, "Mommy, mommy, when am I gonna get hair down there?" Mom says, "Oh, about the same time you get breasts."

Then the little girl walks in and sees her dad sitting on the bed with a hard on and asks, "Daddy, daddy, when am I gonna get one of those?" Dad says, "Soon as your mom leaves for work."

Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.

My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.

So I took down his confederate flag.