Downing jokes
The twins are falling down.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
Do you know what my favorite time of day is?
6:30, hands down.
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
I was reading a book about an immortal dog, it was impossible to put down.
I don’t struggle with depression, at this point I’ve got it down. I’m good at depression.
Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵
He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
How do u make a sausage roll?
Push it down the hill.🍆
How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?
Turn it upside down.
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
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