Downing jokes
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
The twins are falling down.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
Do you know what my favorite time of day is?
6:30, hands down.
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
I was reading a book about an immortal dog, it was impossible to put down.
I don’t struggle with depression, at this point I’ve got it down. I’m good at depression.
Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵
He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
How do u make a sausage roll?
Push it down the hill.🍆
How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?
Turn it upside down.
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.