Teacher: hi class today we wll learn about the song, London Bridge is falling down falling down, then one student said I thought it was "twin towers are falling down falling down"!
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down and he loved it. Not really though.
what did the frog do when his car broke down
it was toad
What goes down but not up.
An emo
The twins are falling down
your mama is so fat when santa when down the chimney he said ho ho ho holy shit your fatter than me bitch.
What happens to Emos when they go up
They never come down
what do you call a kid with 15 nuke's and a shotgun.the final count down
how do u make a sausage roll
push it down the hill🍆
What is the differents between 9/11 and rickroll the twin towers gave up and let down
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
I don’t struggle with depression, at this point I’ve got it down I’m good at depression
I was reading a book about an immortal dog, it was impossible to put down.
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I went to the store and bought minecraft java edition I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played minecraft.
In 69, the 6 looks like someone facing up. The 9 looks like someone facing down. 69 looks like 2 people suck each other’s dick. That means, L7.
6 looks like someone facing up 9 looks like someone facing down 69 looks like 2 people sucking each others dicks.
how do you make an apple turnover? you push it down a hill