What do you call a stoned kid with down syndrome
A baked potato
What do you call a stoned kid with down syndrome
A baked potato
I was walking down the hallway at my job when I saw a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were, and he kept crying. Man, I love working at the orphanage.
Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him. So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.
Rose are red balls are round skirts are up painties are down belly to belly skin to skin when its stiff stick it in.
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME Officer: you ok kid? Me: dont worry! hes my nephew, there was a big spider Officer: oh ok ma'am *walks off* When officer leaves: Me: *gets whip* what did I say about leaving the basement
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
You know I used to call my dogs balls the twin towers until they came rumbling down
What’s a downys favorite song? DOWN UNDER
What did The Rock say to his dad?
I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!
They call me an elevator because I let people down