Downing jokes

So, there was a kid named Bobby, and he was writing notes. He asked his mother, who was on a phone call, "what is one plus one?" She said, "I HATE YOU." Then he asked his brother what is 2 + 2, who was watching a Batman movie, said, "NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN!" Then he asked his dad what is 4 plus 4, who was playing football, said, "85 SMACK EM DOWN!" Then he asked his sister 8+8, (she was playing with barbies), and she said, "My buns are burning." Then he went to school and told her teacher the first note he wrote down. The teacher sent him to the principal’s office. The principal yelled, "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!" Bobby said, "NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN!" The principal yelled, "HOW MANY SPANKINGS DO YOU WANT?!" Then he said, "85 SMACK EM DOWN!" Then he walked away from the principal’s office and said, "my buns are burning."

What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?

An avalanche.

The twin towers are like water bottles.

It's all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess.

What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?

They both can crash down.

Where do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown?

How many gay guys can you fit on a barstool? 4... if you turn it upside down.

Two cannibals have just captured a man and are about to eat him, so they cook him and lay him on a table. The first cannibal says, "You start at the bottom, I start at the top," so they both chow down.

About half an hour later, the second cannibal says, "I'm having a ball!" Then the first cannibal says, "Then you're eating too fast!"

Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.

Why does Santa come down the chimney? Because he knows he isn't allowed to come in the back door.

What goes up and down but stays in the same place?

Stairs.

Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.

What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.

Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when I push my autistic brother down the stairs.

I saw my wife at the dam yesterday, which sucks because I wanted her to flow further down.

I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome.

I want my first time to be special.

Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic.

My friend: You ever feel like life is pointless? *drives faster*

Me: Yea-

My friend: If you could die with one person, who would it be? *speeds up more*

Me: H-hey, you should slow down! Slow down, slow down! We're about to-

I was a sit-down comedian, then I tried to stand up. I fell.

I wished I stayed in the wheelchair.

They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.

What do you say to a depressed special kid?

“Why so down?”