Downing jokes
A note for My arts/health teacher:
oh ms aziz, you've got no rizz, all she do is screams, whether u like it or not, she thinks this makes her hot, she thinks this makes her pop but it just makes me want to crack her head from the top, until she says STOP, and down on the ground she goes plop... and her screaming has finally stopped, and my plan hasn't flopped thus far.... plan B is ram her with my car, fill her shoes with tar, and the prahnas i'll set on her go RAWR... she don't know what she coming for.
What noise did Steven Hawking make when he died?
Windows shutting down.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so they can fetch some pee. Jack fell down and broke his whole body. Jill just laughed and didn’t care, so now they have a daughter.
An Eskimo was holidaying in New Zealand and while driving his rented car around the countryside it broke down. A bloke passing by offered to help, lifted the bonnet and said, "I know your problem, you blew a seal."
The Eskimo with a shocked expression retorted, "Yeah? Well you fuck sheep!"
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?
They both went down on my dad.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."
How does someone with Down's Syndrome vote?
Through a special ballot.
Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
Your hairline is like the economy, it's going down.
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.
It just doesn’t make any cents!
A black dude hits up a trap house for some crack and Hennessy, flashing his grill and boasting 'bout his gangsta life. The dealer snarls, "Pay up, fool. Or face the pipe!" He shrugs, "I'm broke, n***a." Suddenly, the dealer's ripped enforcer yanks him down, cuffs his hands with zip ties, shoves a vibrating dildo gag down his throat, slaps his ass red with a spiked paddle, then rams his throbbing monster cock into that tight hole, pounding savagely while choking him with a chain collar, flooding his guts with hot cum as he moans, "That's your high, bitch. Addicted yet?"
I was reading a book about anti-gravity, I couldn't put it down!
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.
Once, I ate a skunk. It was hard because I didn't get it down the whole way.
When you're sad, don't feel down about yourself. Break a leg, and you'll forget all about it.
Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.
So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it got knocked down on its way.
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”