Downing Jokes

What do you call a kid with down syndrome who plays basketball?

Dribble

Stephen hawking once stood up to bow down to chuck norris

What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on Top of a sky scraper , jump

I pushed the kid in the wheelchair down the hill but before I did I set his wheels on fire and called him hot wheels

When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.

Three kids one day found a magical slide. There was a sign next to it saying, “what ever you wish for comes true once you slide down”. One kid stepped up and slid down, he wished for a river of chocolate, thus he swam in a chocolate river. The second kid slid down and wished for a mountain of money, he then landed in a pile of money. The third kid went down and said, “Weeeeeeee”!

Mom, how were hoomans made? Son, it’s because Adam and Eve were brought down by god and made babies!

Dad, how were hoomans made. Son, us humans evolved from monkeys!

Mom, dad said hoomans were evolved from monkeys, is that true? Oh son, (ruffles smol man’s hair) your dad was telling you his side of the family, and I was telling my side :)

I was hit on by president kennedy, too bad i shot him down

What do you call a person with down syndrome in a bath tub?

Vegetable soup

A Child asks his teacher to go to the toilet "before you go recite the alphabet" the teacher says a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z "good but wheres the p?" "running down my leg"

I would make a rape joke, but I'd have to force it down your throat.

How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Running, JK rolling!

I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said “ Let me break it down for you like the twin towers.”

Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!