"Better lock 'em doors and turn the lights down low......... better turn em on just stubbed my fucking toe"
How do you fit 4 gay dudes on a stool.
Flip it upside down
Whats black, white, and red all over? A nun that fell down the stairs. What's black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her.
I was walking down the street when i thought i smelled my ex's perfume, turns out i was standing in front of a fish market.
Q:There was two tampons walking down the road the other day guess what they said to each other
A:nothing cause they're both stuck up cunts
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
what do u call a cute boy with down syndrome. awwtistic
so this blind man was walking down the street with his stick right. and he walked passed this fish market, he took a deep breath and said " WWOAAH GOODMORNING LADIES"
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, "Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce."
Helen Keller fell down a well she screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands
what do you say to an upset down syndrome person... “what’s bringing you down?”
What noise does Steven hawkings make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune
Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin wall
Jack and Jill went up the hill each with a buck and a quarter, Jill came down with $2.50 that fuckin whore
Incest. When "slow down and apply more lube bro" REALLY means slow down and apply more lube bro.
Why did Susie get cut from the soccer team? She has no legs! Who broke into my house by kicking down my door? Not Susie... But she still is in my basement, since she can't run!
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?”, he said
“It’s because God made you special.”, she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids.
A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make
Little Natalie was playing with matches. Her mother caught her, took them, whupped her and told her never to play with matches again. A few minutes later, Little Natalie was playing with matches again. The curtains caught fire and the house burned down. Another few minutes later, when she and her mother were sitting at their neighbors, her mother told her: If you think I gave you a whupping, wait till your father gets home! Little Natalie just cackled with delight, because she knew her father had gotten home earlier and gone upstairs to take a nap.
My syndrome may be down but my hopes are always up
