Downing jokes
I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"
Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.
So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.
An Eskimo was holidaying in New Zealand and while driving his rented car around the countryside it broke down. A bloke passing by offered to help, lifted the bonnet and said, "I know your problem, you blew a seal."
The Eskimo with a shocked expression retorted, "Yeah? Well you fuck sheep!"
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
Two guys were on a hunting trip, and after the first day of hunting, they didn’t see anything, so they decided the next day they would split up and meet back at the fire at dinner time.
After a day of hunting, they meet back at the fire, and one hunter asked the other, “How did your day go?”
The one hunter said, “I had the best day ever! I went down the hill and hunted by the train tracks and saw the hottest chick ever. We had sex for hours in every position you could think of.”
Then the other hunter asked him, “Was she a good lookin’ blond?” And he said, “Oh, I don’t know, I didn’t find her head.”
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
Donald Trump is still the president, even after the government has been shut down.
Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.
Yo mama so fat, when she went into an elevator, she had to go down.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.
"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"
The other day while I was going down on my grandma, I thought I tasted a little horse semen and I got to wondering if maybe that’s what killed her!
Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans; they knocked down 2 towers, not 3.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
My boyfriend said if I kiss him, I'll get lucky. I fell down a flight of stairs.
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Me and my mom order Chinese food.
My mom grabs the egg roll and starts licking it up and down and sucking on it in front of the Chinese delivery guy. I said, "Why are you doing that?" Then my mom says, "I love him a long time so we don't have to pay for the food."