Downing jokes
Chuck Norris one-shot down a German fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"
This one time I said to a person that they are dry, then I was wet (ba dum tiss).
My bully said I have to shut up. I said, "Shut down" (ba dum tiss).
Down Syndrome is already a joke.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!
Why did the carrot roll down the hill?
Because he couldn't stop his wheelchair.
Helen Keller fell down a well. She screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands.
There were three Indians that got kicked out of the tribe.
One said, "Me find food," and he came back with a decent size rabbit. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see rabbit, me shoot rabbit, and rabbit fall down dead."
The 2nd Indian, "Me find food." He came back with a good sized deer. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see deer, me shoot deer, deer fall down dead."
The third Indian said, "Me find food." He came back crawling, missing a leg and an arm, and he was all cut up. The others asked what happened. He said, "Me see train, me shoot train, train no stop!"
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He couldn't see that well.
Two atoms are walking down the street, and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
Two blondes fall down a well. One says to the other one, "Isn't it dark down here?" She replies, "I don't know. I can't see."
Why does Jesus never vacation on Earth?
Because he traveled down about 2,000 years ago, got with some Jewish chick, and they're still talking about it!
Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.
Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares them down and gets the information he wants.
If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?
Why did the gym close down? -- It just didn't work out.
6:30 is the best time on a clock... hands down.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.