If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?
Downing Jokes
Why did the gym close down? -- It just didn't work out.
6:30 is the best time on a clock... hands down.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
A physicist, an engineer and a programmer were in a car driving over a steep alpine pass when the brakes failed. The car was getting faster and faster, they were struggling to get round the corners and once or twice only the feeble crash barrier saved them from crashing down the side of the mountain. They were sure they were all going to die, when suddenly they spotted an escape lane. They pulled into the escape lane, and came safely to a halt.
The physicist said, "We need to model the friction in the brake pads and the resultant temperature rise, see if we can work out why they failed."
The engineer said, "I think I've got a few spanners in the back. I'll take a look and see if I can work out what's wrong."
The programmer said, "Why don't we get going again and see if it's reproducible?"
What's simultaneously up and down?
A retard on a plane.
How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?
It has an extra crumb-osome.
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?
A baked potato.
Odo walks down the alley and turns into a bar.
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat miner.
