Downing jokes
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are always up.
Yo mama's like a fridge, she breaks down when she loses her cool.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.
I fell down yesterday.
I picked up a document, and I started to feel cold.
I looked down at the document, and it read "DRAFT."
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Because of gravity.
What's the difference between Cain Dashiell and Down syndrome?
Nothing.
What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?
Chromozoned.
People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.
Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.
Chuck Norris one-shot down a German fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"
This one time I said to a person that they are dry, then I was wet (ba dum tiss).
My bully said I have to shut up. I said, "Shut down" (ba dum tiss).
Down Syndrome is already a joke.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!
Why did the carrot roll down the hill?
Because he couldn't stop his wheelchair.
Helen Keller fell down a well. She screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands.
There were three Indians that got kicked out of the tribe.
One said, "Me find food," and he came back with a decent size rabbit. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see rabbit, me shoot rabbit, and rabbit fall down dead."
The 2nd Indian, "Me find food." He came back with a good sized deer. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see deer, me shoot deer, deer fall down dead."
The third Indian said, "Me find food." He came back crawling, missing a leg and an arm, and he was all cut up. The others asked what happened. He said, "Me see train, me shoot train, train no stop!"
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He couldn't see that well.