Downing jokes

Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.

Q: Why did frosty pull down his pants?

A: He heard the snowblower coming.

I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.

What noise does Stephen Hawking make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune.

Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.

What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"

My boyfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.

This boy was in school one day when he became desperate to go to the bathroom.

So he asked the teacher, "May I use the bathroom?"

The teacher replied, "No, not unless you say your alphabet."

So the boy said "a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z."

When he finished, the teacher asked him, "Where's the p?"

The boy replied, "Half way down my leg..."

This gay guy was so happy with his new boyfriend that he took him to his favorite gay bar.

An hour or so goes by, then the new flame says, "I just LOVE this place, everyone is so nice, food is great, but what's up with the monkey way down there?"

His friend says "OK, watch this." He goes up behind the chimp and smacked him in back of its head. The monkey jumped off the stool, pulls down his zipper, and gives him head. When finished, the chimp took a napkin, cleaned himself, pulled up his zipper, then jumped back to his chair.

He walked back to his new gay friend and said, "What do you think of that?"

"MAN, I seen some amazing things, but never like that!" His squeeze said, "Wanna give it a try?"

"I sure do, JUST DON'T hit me as hard as you hit that monkey."

The pilot goes "We're going down!"

The other pilot yells "Down like your syndrome?"

So there was a school shooting in Florida. Why didn't the shooter just go to Disney?.......sorry, I just work there and I'm trying to get people to come on down.

What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?

Impossible!

How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.

Why couldn’t the house see?

The blinds were down.

What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?

Sandstorm.

Why did the blind man fall down the well?

He just couldn't see that well.

A German soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, "What happened?" and the soldier replies, "Hail hit her."

My cat got run down. That is a cat-astrophe.

People are like trees...

They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and I thought, huh, that's a little con-descending.