Downing jokes

What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

How did the Asian couple name their child?

They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.

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  • I named my dog Syndrome, so when he sits on my couch I say, “Get down, Syndrome!”

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  • What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?

    Vegetable soup.

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  • I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.

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  • I picked up a document, and I started to feel cold.

    I looked down at the document, and it read "DRAFT."

    People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.

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  • Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.