Downing jokes

How did the Asian couple name their child?

They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.

I named my dog Syndrome, so when he sits on my couch I say, “Get down, Syndrome!”

What does a broken down vegetable say?

I need new wheels.

My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are always up.

Yo mama's like a fridge, she breaks down when she loses her cool.

What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?

Vegetable soup.

I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.

I fell down yesterday.

I picked up a document, and I started to feel cold.

I looked down at the document, and it read "DRAFT."

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

Because of gravity.

What's the difference between Cain Dashiell and Down syndrome?

Nothing.

What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?

Chromozoned.

People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.

Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.

Chuck Norris one-shot down a German fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"

This one time I said to a person that they are dry, then I was wet (ba dum tiss).

My bully said I have to shut up. I said, "Shut down" (ba dum tiss).

Down Syndrome is already a joke.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.

Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!

Why did the carrot roll down the hill?

Because he couldn't stop his wheelchair.