Downing jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.

How do you suck a dick?

Stick it down your throat like Nicholas does with Dennis.

Q. What do you get if you put hot water down a rabbit hole?

A. Hot cross bunnies!

I fell from the stairs the other day. It really "got me down."

So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.

6:30 has to be the best time, hands down.

Don't let an extra chromosome get you down!

Q: What's the best part about gardening?

A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

Someone tracked down a cripple and said, "You can hide, but you can't run!"

I was walking down the street and saw a kid slip on a plum.

I look to my right and died of laughter because I did the same!

I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

I was walking down the street one day and I passed the gun store. I walked in and everything was half off. I didn't know back to school sales had started already.

Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.

Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!

There were two peanuts walking down an alley. One was assaulted.

My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.

Life has ups and downs, and they had downs.

Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.

Q: Why did frosty pull down his pants?

A: He heard the snowblower coming.

I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.