A drum rolled down a hill. Ba-dum-tsssh!
Downing Jokes
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
Little Natalie was playing with matches. Her mother caught her, took them, whupped her, and told her never to play with matches again.
A few minutes later, Little Natalie was playing with matches again. The curtains caught fire, and the house burned down.
Another few minutes later, when she and her mother were sitting at their neighbors', her mother told her: "If you think I gave you a whupping, wait till your father gets home!"
Little Natalie just cackled with delight because she knew her father had gotten home earlier and gone upstairs to take a nap.
If you turn Down syndrome upside down, do they have Up syndrome now?
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
Down syndrome and brownies.
Touch Down.
How did the Asian couple name their child?
They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.
I named my dog Syndrome, so when he sits on my couch I say, “Get down, Syndrome!”
What does a broken down vegetable say?
I need new wheels.
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are always up.
Yo mama's like a fridge, she breaks down when she loses her cool.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.
I fell down yesterday.
I picked up a document, and I started to feel cold.
I looked down at the document, and it read "DRAFT."
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Because of gravity.
