Down jokes

Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.

What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!

Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?

A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.

I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.

Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?

Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.

A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.

“You can’t cut me down,” the tree exclaims, “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will have dialogue.”

I hope you have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain.

Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.

My sister told me she liked Medusa.

I said, "Huh?"

My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.

What happens to emo kids when they go up?

They never come down.

Two magicians were in a competition. The first one did magic, and the second started counting down, "3, 2," but before he said the last number, he 1.

Stephen Hawking's death was completely accidental.

He pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep".

I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.

How many letters are in the English Alphabet?

Twenty-two. ET went home, P ran down his leg, and he took ME with him.

What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?

One goes up and one goes down.

I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.

Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.

What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?

Sit down comedy.

Kobe's favorite song was "It's going down for real."

My grandfather has been through a lot in his time. When he was in the war, he survived a mustard gas attack. And later down the line, he survived being pepper sprayed by the police. He was certainly a real seasoned veteran.