Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
How do win an argument against an emo? Kick the chair!
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide Squad!
How do you stop a baby from crawling? Nail it’s hand to the floor
What do you call it when you baptize a mexacan? Bean dip!
If a fly loses its wings is it now a walk wait a minute I found out a mind blower so the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun doesn't that mean all country's are the called the 3rd country of 🌎 if I get 10 likes I'll do one mind blowing facts daily
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How do You punish helen keller.
You leave the plunger in the toilet.
Why do tigers have stripes? They don't want to be spotted.
me. mom would you get mad at me for something i didn't do. mom. no. me ok good i didn't do my homework
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You do 1 line, you're not a crack head You drink 1 beer, you're not an alcoholic But I murder 1 person...
Why do Orphans play Sims? because they can make themselves a family
Customer: Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?
Employee: Ma’am, this is an adoption agency, you can’t do that here!
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What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
What do Spiderman and an orphan have in common? They both have no way home.
what do you call it when panera bread has bread
panera bread
What do depressed kids and sloths have in common? They both hang from trees
