What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?
They both lay pipes in public parks
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno
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Why do orphans support slavery
They final have an owner
Mom: Are you seriously gonna die Me : No. Don't worry. Suicide is the last thing i'll do
What do leaves and suicidal people have in common? Nothing, one falls from the tree and one doesn't
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.
Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby? When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
Kid: Mum how do you know someone is drunk? Mum: See the four birds over there Kid: huh, wait a minute. Mum: A drunk person would see eight. Kid: Mum but there is only two.
Do you know what you first feel when you shot someone?
The recoil.
What do you call an lgbtq person getting grilled? lgbbq
i made it DONT COPY!!!
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
Teacher: Where were you born? Student: The highway Teacher: What do you mean Student: I don't know my mom says thats were all the accidents happen.
How many People do you need to change a Lightbulb? Three.The first holds the ladder,the second one holds the Lightbulb and the third one spins the Ladder.
so I and my friend were talking this time, I asked them what they would do if they ever met rengoku they said that they would probably like shake his hand or sm but I said I would lick his forehead. wtf
what do you call an orphan takng a selfie?
a famly photo
Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
Cause they cant find there parents
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
what do you call a Suicide bomber under the water?
answer: a bath bomb
