DoS jokes
What would Batman do if he wasn't rich?
He would be robin.
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.
Where do feminists go when they die? "Hell's Kitchen."
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
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Memes
Why is the orphan failing all his classes? He can't do homework.
Russian Santa Claus- You better watch out, You better not cry, cause if you do I will stab your fucking eye, Russian Santa Claus does not fuck around. He's making a list, He's checking it twice... You better leave out some Vodka with ice!
What do you call a hot tub full of special ed students?
Vegetable Soup.
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
What do you call a psychic midget in trouble with the law?
A small medium at large.
Friend: I broke up with Sara.
Me: I know, she came over and I screwed her hard.
Friend: How did her pussy feel?
Me: After about 2 inches, it felt brand new.
Friend: What do you— HOLD UP. WHAT TF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!
Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?
A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.
What do you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh.
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
A blind guy walks into a bar with his seeing eye dog. He then picks his dog up by the tail and starts to swing him around. The bartender asks him, "Hey man, what the hell you doing?"
Blind guy says, "Just looking around."
A kid is watching TV and sees an ad about adopting an animal. He then turns to his mother and says, “Do we have to adopt a donkey?” “No,” replied the mom, “but we decided to do it... we adopted you.”
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
Where do you buy a dishwasher?
Hot singles in your area.