They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
A kid is watching TV and sees an ad about adopting an animal. He then turns to his mother and says, “Do we have to adopt a donkey?” “No,” replied the mom, “but we decided to do it... we adopted you.”
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
Why do heterosexual men like to receive an anonymous blowjob at an adult bookstore? Because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men, but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
What do you call a Dino stripper?
A dinowhore.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
What do you call a vegan slut?
A garden ho!
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
How do you give a redneck a circumcision? Kick his sister in the jaw.