DoS

DoS Jokes

Butcher

FIRST DATE

Man: "I work with animals every day." Woman: "Oh, how sweet! What is it that you do?" Man: "I'm a butcher..."

Abortion

Girl: "How do you feel about abortion?"

Dad: "Ask your sister."

Girl: "I don't have a..."

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  • Feminist

    Why do feminists eat so much pussy?

    To get the taste of dick out of their mouths.

    Does it cycle now, you stupid bitches?

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  • Kidnapper

    What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common? They say, "Come inside, it’s fun inside."

    Orphan

    Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came home with the milk.

    Nut

    Do you know Imagine Dragons?

    Yeah.

    Imagine dragon my nuts across your face.

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  • Bar Code

    Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?

    A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!

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  • Suicide

    What do you call an emo filming their suicide?

    America's Funniest Home Videos.

    Student

    A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late. His best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure," he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?" "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."

    Jesus

    Knock knock... Who's there? It's Jesus, let me in... Why? I have to save you... From what? From what I'm gonna do to you if you don't let me in.

    Necrophilia

    One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive!

    Airplane

    Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do two Wrights make?

    The first airplane.

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