DoS

DoS jokes

Abortion

Girl: "How do you feel about abortion?"

Dad: "Ask your sister."

Girl: "I don't have a..."

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  • Feminist

    Why do feminists eat so much pussy?

    To get the taste of dick out of their mouths.

    Does it cycle now, you stupid bitches?

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  • Kidnapper

    What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common? They say, "Come inside, it’s fun inside."

    Memes

    Orphan

    Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came home with the milk.

    Nut

    Do you know Imagine Dragons?

    Yeah.

    Imagine dragon my nuts across your face.

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  • Bar Code

    Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?

    A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!

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  • Suicide

    What do you call an emo filming their suicide?

    America's Funniest Home Videos.

    Tampon

    Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.

    Student

    A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late. His best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure," he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?" "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."

    Jesus

    Knock knock... Who's there? It's Jesus, let me in... Why? I have to save you... From what? From what I'm gonna do to you if you don't let me in.