What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying to rape you? Rub it.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a crowbar could do it so much quicker.
Me and a person downtown.
Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night.
Me: I guess so.
Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this?
Me: I don't know. I used to, but don't anymore.
Person: Why'd you stop?
Me: Unfortunately, I lived every time I'd try something.
Mother: Who do you like more, me or your dad?
Liam: I like you both.
Mother: Ok, if I go to america and your dad goes to paris, where will you go?
Liam: I will go to paris.
Mother: That's means you like dad more.
Liam: No, its because i like paris.
Mother: Ok, fine, if I go to paris and your dad goes to america, where will you go?
Liam: I will go to America.
Mother: Why?
Liam: Because I have already gone to paris.
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Suck dick.
A child has diarrhea and asked his mom for a Viagra. "Why in the world do you want that?" she asked him. He looks at her and says, "Well, that's what you gift dad when his shit won't get hard."
What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have boys' pants half off.
Why do orphans hate going to Costco? Because they need a parent to get samples.
How do you surprise a blind guy? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can feel wanted.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and settles on their land.
Who do you think is the fastest reader? Incorrect. It's 9/11. It went through 100 stories in 2 seconds.
what do you call 6 gay men in WWII?
Rainbow Six Siege.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
A teacher asked his students a math question.
"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"
After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.
"One dollar!" she said.
