why do orphans hate going to costco because they need a parent to get samples
how do you suprise a blind guy. leave the plunger in the toilet
Me and a person downtown.
Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night.
Me: I guess so.
Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this?
Me: I don't know. I used too, but don't anymore.
Person: why'd you stop?
Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I'd try something.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can feel wanted
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and settles on their land.
Who Do You Think Is The Fastest Reader? Incorrect It's 9/11, It Went Through 100 Stories In 2 Seconds.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
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What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
A teacher asked his students a math question.
"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"
After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.
"One dollar!" she said.
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk
what do you call a train with buble gum?
a chew chew train
oh man im depressed
What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have boys pants half off.
What do you call depressed Sesame Street?
Emo’s World
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a uni cycle
How do bitches talk about body positivity when they have no body to even be positive about
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalottapuss
what do you call 6 gay men in WWII
Rainbow Six Siege
