What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
The teacher asks her class, "What is sex?" and Little Jonny stands up and says, "Sex is the temptation caused by the sensation when a boy sticks his location into a girl's destination. Did you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?" and the teacher fainted.
What do you call an alligator that can't get hard? A reptile dysfunction.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? -- Because they lactose.
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."
how do u make a emo kid jump? a bridge.
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.
What do you call an all-you-can-eat buffet for a pedophile? A school bus.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to screw a lightbulb?
Tell Jacko that the bulb is a 6-year-old boy.
To everyone saying, "Don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying." Do you think we have it easy? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.
How do trees get online? -- They just log in.
Teacher: Johnny, can you use a sentence with "definitely" in it?
Little Johnny: Do farts have lumps in them?
Teacher: Of course not, Johnny.
Little Johnny: Then I’ve definitely shat myself.
What do you call it when a midget waves at you?
A microwave.
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT! GET OUT!"
Priest: "Ok, what about the children?"
Father: "FUCK THE CHILDREN!"
Priest: "Do you think we'll have time?"
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have boys' pants half off.
What do Polish people in Poland use chop sticks for?
tweezers.
What do you call an ice skating dwarf?
A midget spinner.
